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ohimwitty
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:36pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When....
You call you friend and their mom answers. You then ask for your
friend and they scream your friend's name until you can't
hear out of your ear anymore.

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:48am UTC

Girl: hey
Boy: Uhm? Hi.
Girl: Whats Up?
Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ♥
... ... Boy: ???
Girl: Do You like Me back?
Boy: Well Uhm Your 2 years younger then Me.
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
... Boy: Bye.
2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the One falling for You

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 8:54pm UTC

I anyone wants to follow me, that would make my year <3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 8:44pm UTC

I hate it when teachers say "The world would be a better place if there were no humans on it."
And it's like "Without humans to turn off all electric devices, they would overheat, catch on fire, and burn the entire world."
nmq

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 9:28am UTC

1-800-273-8255
Suicide Hotline
Use it if you need it
Repost, you could be saving a life <3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:29am UTC

My friends always wonder why I never ask them to do anything.
It's because I am tired of setting myself up for disapointment when they don't want to.
So I just stopped asking and then they got mad.
If that makes sense to you, please explain it to me because I still can't figure it out. </3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 8:37pm UTC

So I was in a school play. After our final performance was done, my boyfriend jumped on the stage and handed me 6 roses and a teddy bear. Everyone was staring. And, for being in plays, I really don't like attention.
But, it was like my very own chick flick moment <3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 9:11pm UTC

And now I know why they call it a
CRUSH
</3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I have more important things to do.
Like avoid studying.

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 7:14am UTC

I want a Superman that not even Kryptonite will keep him away from me. <3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I am a daddy's girl.
Fave if you are too <3

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC

My Cinderella Story:
My crush was driving me and his friends home. When I got out, I lost a shoe. He rolled down a window and yelled "hey, don't forget your shoe". I said "don't judge" and ran into my house.
Like I was going to forget my shoe.

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 7:10pm UTC

You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. <3
-Dr. Seuss

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ohimwitty
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January 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

You're nothing short of my
EVERYTHING
-Ralph Block

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 9:06am UTC

Just because you don't know that i like you,
that gives you no right to flirt with HER.

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ohimwitty
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 8:49am UTC

So after, when he whispers "You love me. Real or not real?" I tell him "Real."
-Katniss Everdeen

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