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  1. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    I Have A Hopeless Crush On Someone I Have No Chance With

  2. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    i cant believe i actaully have a crush one someone is my age!

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 2:14pm UTC
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  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    my grandma: you never liked naps when you were little
    me:
    my grandma: i remember when your mother was little she tooks naps all the time..
    my grandma: that's why she's so beautiful
    me:
    my grandma:
    me: is there something your trying to say?

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    if i'm not
    hot in 5 years, i'm telling you people i'm done with everything
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
    every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
    because you're you

  8. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    I love my friend
    But,
    She's so pretty
    She has guys wanting to go out with her every week
    She's got people wanting to be her friend
    And then there's me
    And sometimes I feel like
    I just need to disappear
    When I'm around her.
    because she's shining to bright
    And
    My candle just flickered out

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    There is
    a huge difference
    between genuinely liking someone
    and liking the attention they give you
    and it took me a long time to realize that.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1884
    Sleeping half
    naked, then having your
    dad rip the covers off you
    in the morning to wake
    you up.
    tumblr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    just spooning my boyfriend.
    out of his container.
    it's icecream
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    school activates my inner serial killer

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:51am UTC
    valentines day
    (3 of 10)
    the real holiday
    is the day after
    valentines day when
    candy goes on a huge sale
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    i feel like
    if you
    memorize
    an entire
    album
    you should
    earn a free
    concert
    ticket
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
    Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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