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  1. lexiboobear lexiboobear
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:14am UTC
    MY GRADES SHOULD SMOKE WEED, SO THEY CAN GET HIGHER!

  2. BehindHerFakeSmile BehindHerFakeSmile
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:21am UTC
    1. skip a meal
    2. avoid people
    3. fake a smile
    4. cry
    5. die a little
    6. repeat

  3. BehindHerFakeSmile BehindHerFakeSmile
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:03am UTC
    If I was a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who & make sure they were always paired up together.

  4. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Best Fri(end)
    Inter(forever)net

  5. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Dear Teachers,
    Maybe i didnt say i wanted assigned partners, but im my head i was sending you a strong physic message to assign me that cute guy for my project partner.
    Sincerely,
    None of my friends are in this class

  6. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    No matter how many times
    someone calls me fat,or fake on here.(which has been alot lately
    ill always stay,because i know you guys are there for me.
    Stay Strong.

  7. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Love Arranged
    Chapter 1
    "C'mon, it's going to be fun. Why are you acting like
    this?"Briana asked.
    Well I don't know, maybe cuz I never wanted to come
    to prom!
    "I just don't feel good," is what I said instead
    because I don't have the guts to say no to the most
    popular girl in school!
    "I hope you feel better babe," Drake says. He reaches
    over and give's me a wet kiss on the cheek. Ew!
    The limo stops and Jake,Briana's boyfriend, opens
    the door to escort her out.Wait? Did you think Drake
    was going to do that for me? Not in my dreams.
    As Drake comes out goes out from the limo, he
    quickly shuts the door behind him, leaving me inside
    the limo. Outside, I can hear Briana scolding Drake
    as he opens the door.
    "Sorry," Drake said.
    For what? For forgetting you had a date? "It's okay," I
    say calmly, trying my best not to scream.
    I shut the door behind and all four of us start walking
    towards the hotel.
    "Hey,Um.. Briana, Imma just stand in front of the hotel
    for fresh air, you guys go and imma be there in a
    while," I tell her,hoping she will say yes.
    "Fine, but you better be there when they announce
    prom queen" she replied.
    As they start walking in, I help myself for a near by
    bench. I'm guessing we were late because theres no
    one in site other than those two men walking towards
    my direction.
    About five feet away is when I make a move and one
    of the guys takes something out of there pockets
    which looks like a needle.
    I start walking slowly towards the hotel enterance.
    'Oh my godddddd,' I say to my self when the guys
    start running towards me.
    One grabs me by the hand. When I was just about to
    scream, the other shuts my mouth with his hand.
    As they are doing this, the guy holding my hand
    sticks a needle into my arm. I scream in pain but no
    one hears because of the guys hand.
    They both release me and I quickly get up confused
    and dizzy. Everything gets blurry and I start walking
    slowly towards the hotel, or atleast I think I am. I fall
    to the floor as the men are watching me. I try to get
    up but everything goes black and . . .
    nmf
    Some of you guys already read this but this is for the new-be's! enjoy! Chapter 2 will be upsoon very soon. Maybe tomorrow or today :D

  8. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Things to do today
    1. Dig a hole
    2. Name it love
    3. Watch people falling in love
    Nmf.....Trolled

  9. xoxoxoCassRightxoxoxo xoxoxoCassRightxoxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.


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  11. BRIANACOLLIN BRIANACOLLIN
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Hey guys! I'm thinking about writing a story but I wanna know if anyone is going to actually read it. It's called "Saint Michael's Angels" and its about a girl who is in 8th grade at a Catholic shool and a lot of drama goes on in her life. Fav if you will read it and I'll post it. thanks :)

  12. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    -How to troll someone-
    Friend: you can't fool me.
    Me: okay, spell toast.
    Friend: T-o-a-s-t
    Me: say it 5 times.
    Friend: toast, toast, toast, toast, toast.
    Me: say it another 3 times.
    Friend: Toast, toast, toast.
    Me: okay, what do you put in a toaster?
    Friend: toast.
    Me: Really? I put bread.
    *Insert troll face* ;D

  13. megan47654 megan47654
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    tbh everyone just says i love you like they say hello ...doesnt mean anything to some people n some people just say it to hear it back... :/


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  15. onedirectionbby onedirectionbby
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    One of the worst things in life is when your bestfriend starts becoming friends with someone else & starts not to hangout with you anymore.
    nmf

  16. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Love Arranged
    Prologue
    "You've been kiddnapped"
    Those words will haunt me forever.
    They would be a stain in my past, unremovable.
    The best part is that i'll be forced into marriage
    and if I say no, well the love of my life will vanish.
    And my husband won't even know that i've been
    kiddnapped.
    It'll just be a secret between me, my father-in-law,
    and lastly my sister-in-law.
    Everyone else will just think it was an unexpected
    arranged marriage.
    But i'll tell him, i'll give him hints, i'll show him what
    really happened.
    No matter what it takes.
    ~Love Arranged
    nmf
    Okay so this title was changed to "Love Arranged" but the original story I created was called "Prom Wrong". I know it's not good yet but pease read . . . it'll get better PLEASE! thanks :D


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  18. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    If you have
    food in your fridge,clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep,
    you are richer than 75% of the world.
    If you have money in the bank
    or some spare change,
    you are part of 8% of the world's most wealthy.
    If you woke up this morning
    with more health than illness,
    you are more blessed than the millions of people who will not survive this week.
    If you have never experienced the danger of battle or the agony of imprisonment or torture,
    You are luckier than MILLIONS people who are alive and suffering.
    If you can read this,
    YOU ARE MORE FORTUNATE
    than the millions of people who can't read this at all
    Be gratful for everything in your life, may it be little or a lot, be grateful for your life.

  19. Shewillbeloved_21 Shewillbeloved_21
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I know what it's like to want to die;
    How it hurts to smile;
    How you try to fit in buy you can't.
    How you hurt yourself on the outside,
    To try and destory the thing on the inside.

  20. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Cute guy: Hey.
    Me: Who paid you?

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