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Member Since: 16 Aug 2011 01:42pm

Last Seen: 9 Aug 2012 02:02am

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 Heyyy guys its hailey i am 14 and my birthday is april 18th i am verry blonde at moments but verry 
smart whhen it comes to helping people if you ever need anything feel free to ask me i love making new friends that i can  have fun with . <3 you all plz follow me hope you like the quotes
 
A couple things i wanna tell you im not trying to be conseded or anything but people should be able to say a couple good things about thereselves so .. i have to say i can be funny at moments .. i love to sing and dance even though i suck at dancing . when i get older i want to be a singer or model :) thhankyyou for visiting my page love you . (:
 
  1. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 10:08pm UTC
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    sWAGG SWAGG SWAGG on Lou;
    Chillin' by the fire while Niall's eatin' fondu;
    Harry knows about me;
    Liam knows about you;
    Say hello to DJ Malik in
    3...2.... Flick
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    nmf

  2. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    it must have been really awkward for the inventor of condoms to explain the product

  3. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    yo to all you cutters out there instead of cutting ur
    arms try picking up some wood or cutt a piece of cake
    please your helping yourself.. your beautiful
    dont hurt yourself

  4. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    typing the lyrics to a
    song on google
    to find the name of it

  5. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    dear girls maybe someday you will find a guy to ruin your lipstick not your mascara
    <3

  6. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Admit it,
    We all once made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn`t get in trouble... haha♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
    and who else thinks that steve should make a one direction category?
    FORMAT BY KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
    KCLOVE5(C)

  8. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    I want a witty sister ... any takers ? i want someone who will be there for me that i can talk to about my problems that will talk to me about there problems and we can help each other i wanna get to know them .. ive always wanted a friend that i met online .. i have a oovoo we would be able to talk i also have a fb.. let me know :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    I really wish,
    Bulid-a-bra existed i would make a extra push
    up
    cuz lemmie tell you i need it

  10. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:51pm UTC
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    |________|_________sincerley lets see you write one then make us __________________|
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    format by formatsmade4u

  11. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Everything is made in china.Except for babies there made in vachina

  12. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    how the hell do you kiss me and then stop
    talking to me ? .. really !! :(
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    new condom slogan: wrap it in latex or she is going to get your pay checks :)

  14. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.

  15. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    I was gonna post
    a gay joke ... butt
    f*** it

  16. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I kay so yesterday im
    sitting on the couch
    withhim and he says
    hailey look at me so i
    do and he says i
    wanna be your first
    and as i go to say my
    first what he kissed
    me .. and it wasnt just
    a regular kiss
    we made out
    ♥ if you remember
    your first

  17. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    **** Being born naked cuz ya know yolo (: ****

  19. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    I wonder how police on bikes arrest
    people. "Alright, get in the basket"

  20. devinishot11 devinishot11
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    4/20
    todays national smoke weed day
    4/21
    National Surprise Drug Test Day(:
    {♥} if you get it
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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