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AlwaysAwesomeNinjaUnicornz
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:10pm UTC

nmq/nmf
I like you. do you like me? :)
No
nmq/nnmq/nmfnmq/nnmq/nmf
:(
You didnt ask if i loved you
nmq/nnmq/nmfnmq/nnmq/nmf
Awww do you love me?
No.
nmq/nnmq/nmfnmq/n

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michelle1223
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:16pm UTC

And who else
wants to do the mattress sliding they did in the Princess Diaries?

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xxmorganx
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:16pm UTC

MY MOM..
(long but please read..)
I walk in the room my moms in, I sit down..
we start talking, just about how our days were.
it got silent.
then out of nowhere she was asking about one of my friends..
she asked me why I don't hangout with a group of people all the time.
I told her because I don't trust a lot of people,
I hangout in groups of people SOMETIMES.
You know how she responded?
"Morgan, you should really do that. I mean look at these girls, they hangout with each other in a group all the time. You should be more like them. They're real. They actually do stuff, and they're perfect. Why can't you be more like them? You're starting to be NO GOOD."
................................
I stared at her.
I answered back..
"And what? You want me to be in a certain group? You want me to be like these girls that you always say are STUCK UP? You want me to change just for you? You want me to ditch my friends I have now? No thank you. Mom, I thought I was your daughter, I thought I was good enough for you. I guess not. I guess I'll never be good enough for you and you say they're real? What are you calling me? Fake?
Sorry I'm not p e r f e c t ."
She just stared at me.
..............
Then I said,
"I'll never be good enough for you."
........
This answer KILLED me.
she answered....
"I'm glad you can read my mind."
............
I'm.so.done.
I'll never be good enough for ANYONE.
Not even my own MOTHER.

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Jazzylovesyou3
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:03pm UTC

And she said if he didnt kiss her she would kill herself......
he kissed her and now
im broken</3
Format by twilightgirl995

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mick
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Dear single girls reading this,
I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:02pm UTC

*painting your nails*
one hand: perfect.
other hand: looks like a blind cat did it.

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nobody*
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 3:04am UTC

|(• ◡ •)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Adventure Time

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC

----------------------------------
LETS BE HONEST HERE..
who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
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hockeygurl17
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Dear shaving commercials,
Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
Sincerely, the world.

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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superfish12
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

FaceBook is my friend,
YouTube is my voice,
Google is my brain,
Witty is my heart.

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC

In the middle of class i get a text message:
Friend: i gotta sneeze
Me (says out loud 6 seconds before) : Bless you!
Friend: *sneezes*
Class: Oh my god. she's phsycic
Me: Like a boss! ;D
Friend: Huh?
True Story...

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