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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC

8 Things You Didn't Know About The Simpsons
☁ ☁
1. The Simpsons first
appeared on the 19th
of April, 1987
☁
☁ 2. It took two days for Danny
Elfman to write the theme song
☁
3. Matt Groening named characters
after people in his own family,
although instead of his name he
used Bart, an anagram of brat.
☁
4. The Simpsons have featured
over 600 guest stars ☁
☁ 5.'D'oh!'
is now listed in the
Oxford English Dictionary
☁
6. It takes about 6 months to
produce each episode
☁ ☁
7. The Script for The Simpsons Movie
was rewritten over 100 times
☁
☁
8. Over 150 characters are featured on
The Simpsons regularly
☁

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hermione23katniss
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June 18, 2012 8:16pm UTC

The "PLASTICS" in Nicholas Sparks movies:
Regina George: Starred in The Vow and The Notebook
Karen Smith: Starred in Dear John
Gretchen Wieners And none for Gretchen Wieners bye
*Mean Girls Reference*

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Summahgirl23
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC

PaynePhone
I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
Bear hazza times gone?
Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou.
If Harry ever after did exist,
Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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BravoSierra
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May 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Me: *gets kidnapped*
Me: How will I ever update my witty?!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:42am UTC

My moning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Check Facebook
3. Turn on straightener
4. Check Witty
5. Straighten hair while scrolling through tumblr
6. Check Instagram
7. Put on make up
8. Eat breakfast while checking Facebook again

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:13pm UTC

What If
Deja Vu is us losing a life, and starting at our last checkpoint?

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alimophia
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:43am UTC

Witty: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine
Witty: Don't cha wish your users were always online
Witty: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Witty: DON'T CHA
1111

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daisysplash
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC

Riddle
Arnold Schwarzengger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is "it"? Comment your answer, and then highlight below to see what it really is!
Answer: A last name.
format credits to ThatsSooMeee

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MayaStyles
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:15am UTC

Strange but true facts#6
This is seriously cool:
First, make a fist with your LEFT hand. Then, squeeze your LEFT
thumb. Then, put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG
REFLEX.
Series?

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 12:37pm UTC

b
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ifunny.
••
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YOSO: You Only Sting Once.Format by Breeze

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC

When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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SpazmLovesTheMusic
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 5:36pm UTC

I'm by no means flawless.
I've just learned to look at my flaws less.
nmf

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Laura001
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:47am UTC

Hover your
mouse over
this quote

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erinbieber123
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 7:07pm UTC

WHO THE HELL TOOK MY. . .
Oh... here it is...

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punklove182*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 11:23pm UTC

I'm not rude,
I say what everyone else is thinking.

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:39am UTC

On Saturday night,
The grade 12's at my school had their formal. There's this beautiful girl in their grade called Bella who's a model, and so many boys asked
her to go with them. She said no to all of them, and ended up going with a boy she promised she'd go with in year six called Alex.
He has autism.
true story, although some people were pretty rude to them :/
there's a photo of the lovely couple on my profile :)
nmf

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oursong
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 10:49am UTC

hi spider. nice spider.
let me pet you,
WITH MY SHOE.
haha, spider.
dead spider.

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