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marie1616
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October 5, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Admit it, you listen to strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
-Tumblr.

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marie1616
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October 15, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Me: I'm an Atheist.
What they heard: I worship the devil, hate everyone and have no soul or heart.
Me: I'm a Christian.
What they heard: She's a bible thumper, doesn't like gays and is a goody goody.
How about no? Just because someone doesn't believe in god, doesn't make them a disgusting horrible person who worships the devil, and just because someone believes in god doesn't make them a goody goody who thinks gays aren't people and constantly quotes the bible.
If we weren't so quick to judge everyone, maybe we could actually take the time to get to know who they actually are, beyond their religion or there lack of.

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Walks by someone guy was
smells amazing
casually walks by again.

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AndSoItGoes*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Random Fact
If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
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June 5, 2012 11:46am UTC

Who's the guy that hurt you?! I'll kill him.
Suicide is horrible.. /:

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TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:03am UTC

That 'forever alone' moment when..
you follow yourself on witty.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Whenever I'm eating food,
I always start with what I like least.

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l0se_y0urself_in_the_music
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Marilyn Monroe was a
size 14 and was
considered
the most beautiful
woman in the world.
Remember that the
next time you call
yourself or anyone else
fat.

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Kirbster
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC

him: Hey, I just met you
me:
him: and you're a lady
me:
him: but there's a kitchen
me:
him: so sandwich, maybe?
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: no wonder you don't have a girlfriend
nmf

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runningislife*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I hate it when a website
asks me if I'm human,
And I'm just like:
NOPE! You got me! I'm a vacuum.

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selegirl12
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Proper texting etiquette
The person who falls asleep is resonsible for texting first the next day.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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伤*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 12:30pm UTC

I would walk the desert
I would walk down the aisle
i would swim all the oceans
♥ just to see you smile
- Liam Payne
Format credit to OneDirection

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IKnowHowItFeelsToFall
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:45am UTC

There are 6,930,055,154
people in the world.
Why are you letting just one
ruin your life ?
--Patrick Star

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伤*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC

harry changed
the lyrics to i want while in concert in detroit to
"Blow a kiss, blow a job"
and
"different dick every night"
- OneDirection

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sama_sky
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:15pm UTC

My friend & I
Are having a competition...
Fav for 1D and comment for BVB♥
Format by Sandrasaurus
not for faves, just a survey

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:38pm UTC

When someone tells you
about their problems, it doesn't always mean
they're complaining, it means
that they trust you ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 3:39pm UTC

How 1D will talk to their children:
Harry: Now...erm...listen....so basically....you can't...erm...do that...so...like...you have to go in...basically...I'm putting you in a timeout...
Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you do as I say!
Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting desert tonight!
Liam: Now listen here...You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over...What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket....no! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you are!
-nmq/nmf

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timraandnicole
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June 4, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Satan: let there be wifi passwords
Satan: let there be calories.
Satan: let there be crocs.
Satan: let there be adds on youtube videos.

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