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  1. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:15pm UTC
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    nmf

  2. Cutiee Cutiee
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:55am UTC
    [♥] This and I'll follow you~

  3. iusedtoknowyousowell iusedtoknowyousowell
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Homework Excuses #1Oh dear, I don't have it! I must have dropped it when I was beating up that kid for saying you were the worst teacher ever. I'm so awfully sorry about that.

  4. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    The best part about summer is that you don't even care
    that it's sunday

  5. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:24am UTC
    Strange but true facts#16
    No word in the english lanuage rhymes with Purple, orange, month, or silver.

  6. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:10am UTC
    I'm the type of guy
    who could fall in love with any girl
    because I love with
    my heart not my eyes
    - Niall Horan
    (OneDirection)

  7. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    most girls: yes its finally summer i get to go out with my friends and go to the beach and hangout with my hot boyfriend and I can go tan and stay up all night and throw parties gosh i can't wait
    me: yes its finally summer i can run my blogs and go on witty and stalk one direction and stay in my room all day gosh i cant wait

  8. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:03am UTC
    Strange but true facts#16
    The longest monopoly game in history lasted 70 days straight.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. JustaDirectioner JustaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    ......Without You My Judgements Clouded Like Tonight's Sky.....
    NMF

  11. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:26am UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Fact #53
    "The best thing about been a boy is to be interested in girls."
    ~Louis Tomlinson

    any of you amazayn people want me to follow you? :D

  12. ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Imagine if the last film you watched
    was going to happen to you in real life
    How screwed are you?
    comment what that film was ♥

  13. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Strange but true facts#12
    Jellyfish can avaporate , because they 98% Water.

  14. emmahutch115 emmahutch115
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, see Niall Horan?
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  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Louis: "I love you."
    Harry: "I love you too."
    Niall: "Can you guys do your
    Bromance later? We're on air."

  16. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    Don't make fun of someone
    for being so interested in a band.
    For all you know, that band
    could be the reason they're
    still breathing.

  17. lifegoesbyfast7 lifegoesbyfast7
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    I hate it when im eating ceral and the last 3 peices in the bowl are like, '' Catch me if you can''
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  18. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Stuff Directioners Say #13
    "I created 65 accounts to vote for One Direction at the Brits."

  19. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    *Me on a diet*
    Me: Okay Im gonna eat a salad.
    Me: mmm this is so good.
    Me: no its not.
    Me: Is that a cake?
    Me: NO! think about your thinghs...
    Me: Okay ill have a glass of water.
    Me: And a handful of peanuts.
    Me: One more.
    Me: Okay this is the last one.
    Me: OMG HOW DID THIS CHOCOLATE BAR GET IN MY MOUTH!
    Me: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
    Me: ...this isnt working.

  20. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    PARENT: "We need to talk. "
    ME: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?*
    PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on..."

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