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JustMeh
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November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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akp1015
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October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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yourcool
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October 18, 2012 5:47pm UTC

mom: i think you should do your homework.
me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal meth, but then i think nah, better not.

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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Harrystyles98
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August 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Teacher: "Don't lean back in your chair you are going to fall and crack your head open!"
We have all heard this but it has NEVER happened.

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BaileyGirl
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August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

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Pluto*
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August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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BravoSierra
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July 29, 2012 10:32am UTC

2008: Must like every page on Facebook.
2012: Must unlike every page on Facebook.

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neversaynever16
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July 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
When you
don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your
head.

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xHello
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July 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Hi babe, what are you doing?
Nothing much, just really tired, about to go to sleep now. What about you?
In the club. Standing behind you.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:02pm UTC

That awkward moment
When a guy accidentally hits your boob.

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unbroken_love0x
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 11:33pm UTC

*I drop a glass of water and it shatters everywhere*
Me: sh*t. i should probably pick that up..
Me on my period: *bawling my eyes out* why is my life so awful?! what did i do to deserve this?!

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BlackButterflies
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July 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC

my laptop: wwwhhhhhhrrrrhhhhrrrrrr
me: shhhh baby it's ok. mama's here.

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AustinH
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July 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Girl: "Would you rather be on top or bottom? (;"
Me: "I don't have a bunk bed... Sorry" (._.)

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Me: *Trying to sneak out*
Doorhinge: Lol no.
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me:
Doorhinge:
Me: *Opens door as slowly as possible*
Doorhinge: Allow me to play you the song of my people.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC

me: Mom, can I go out?
mom: I don't care just don't forget your keys.
me: Aren't you going to ask where I'm going or give me a curfew...?
mom: We both know you'll be at the park or getting food.
me:
mom:
me:
me:I could be hanging out with boys.
mom:
me:
mom: HAHAHAHA
mom: Omg this is so funny!!
mom: Wait until i tell my friends this!
mom: "I might be with boys!" *Robotic Voice* HAHA
mom: Oh god I almost believed you there for a sec..
mom: Phew, I needed a good laugh.
mom: Seriously though where are you going?

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Kaseyy61797
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July 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...

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Tashaa98
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

ADMIT IT
being called pretty by
your friends
is different than being called pretty by a guy

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