Obesity in the USA
(to the tune of Party In the USA by Miley Cyrus)
I hopped off the plane at Candyland, with a dream and my candybar. Like, welcome to the land of sweets and treats (whoa), am I gonna go far?
Couldn't fit in the cab here I am for the first time.
Look to my right and i see the twinkie sign.
This is al so crazy, everbody seems so obese.
My tummies turning and I'm feeling kinda hungry, haven't eaten in like 10 seconds.
That's when the taxi man took out a candy bar and a snickers was in his hand.
And a snickers was in his hand.
And a snickers was in his hand.
So I grabbed it and scarfed it down, and the taxi man just stared.
Stuffin my face like yea, it's all going down to my hips like yea
So I grabbed it and scarfed it down and the taxi man just stared.
Yeah, It's Obesity in the USA.
Yeah, It's Obesity in the USA.
Got to the place in my taxi cab.
Everbody's looking at me now.
Like "Who's that chick thats so fat? Gotta be from outta town."
So hard with my food not around me.
Definately not a birthday party.
'Cause I don't see a birthday cake.
Like, are you kidding me?
My tummies turning and I'm feeling kinda hungry.
Haven't eaten in like 10 seconds. Thats when the DJ pulled out a candy bar and a Hersheys was in his hand.
And a Hersheys was in his hand.
And a hersheys was in his hand.
So I put my hand out and scarfed it down and the DJ man just stared. Stuffing my face like yeah,
it's all going down to my hips like yeah.
So I put my hand out and scarfed it down and the DJ man just stared.
Yeah, Its Obesity in the USA.
Yea, Its Obesity in the USA.
Feel like falling on the floor.
Need to get to my food tonight.
Candy stops me every time.
When they pull out a chocolate bar I feel alright.
So I put my hand out and scarfed it down, and they all just stared at me. Stuffing my face like yeah, it's all goin down to my hips like yeah.
So I put my hand out and scarfed it down, and they all just stared at me.
Yeah, its Obesity in the USA.
Yeah, its Obesity in the USA.
i love this! :) my friend made it up