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h0pe
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Dear Pringles,
Now that I am no longer a child,
I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
Sincerely,
A Normal Teenager.

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CookiesAndCream
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April 27, 2012 7:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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bammmitskaitlyn
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I kinda, sorta, sometimes,
still think about you
all the time. ♥

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mayday
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I love that moment
WHEN [ YOU'RE ] ON A LONG CAR RIDE, OR LISTENING TO MUSIC OR READING [[[♥
& you completely
zone out. You forget
ABOUT [ YOUR ] TROUBLES, & EVERYONE AROUND YOU. FOR A MOMENT, [[[♥
everything is peaceful

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UNICORN101
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April 27, 2012 7:20pm UTC

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i always hear harry scream in the shower cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and louis always goes in and helps him.
-zayn
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nmq-Twitter-

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iluvblondie23
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I hate acting like a shy girl around the boy's I like, but acting my weird crazy self around the one's I don't like. I wish I could be comfortable around all of them.
Just me? ♥

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animallover721
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Why are elderly people often
called 'Old people' but children
are never called 'New people'?

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Did you know? #380
SSAnts never sleep.

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basketballgymnast
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here
Boy: Umm..its out of ink
Girl: What?
Boy: It doesn't work
Girl: R u sure?
Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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iwontgiveup
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Hardest decision to make:
sleeping in vs. looking nice

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Melrose*
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:21pm UTC

when i think about my future. Youre there. Every single day.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mireunlove15
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC

My Graduation Speech:
"I'd like to thank Google,Wikipedia, and Copy&Paste"

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Having no idea,
how to respond to a text but wanting to keep texting the person
♥

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hannah_spongebob1997
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I Think It's Pretty Funny How On Blues Clues, The Blue Dog Is A Girl, & The Pink Dog Is A Boy.

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 6:50pm UTC

I almost went to Jail Today,
Man Monopoly was intense.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
nmf

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jesusthebabe
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Read?
i am a cutter, but its taking over my life and i NEED to stop, my mum knows but says it is just silly, i have tried the butterfly project and failed many times. You see i cant go 2 days without slitting.its upsetting people around me.i cant stand that, the thing is i have also given my self such low blood i have such rubbish circualtion my hands go purple.. so i came to witty, i need you girls help! so for every fave i get, i will go a day without slitting? i know its alot to ask i just need to stop... and soon..if you took the time to read thankyou so much(:

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tacostacos101
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Whenever somebody near me is smoking,
I purposely cough really loudly
Because it is an indirect way to say,
"Ahem, excuse me, but you're polluting my air."
Just Me?
~Gab

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
has taught me more than my science teacher has.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Johnny and Marrissa, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes the abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

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