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dakotashine

1. dakotashine
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 1:35pm UTC
   hi so im like back
   and i dont have long hair anymore and yeah
   um
   i like music if you forgot and i play guitar and stuff
   i may be back for a while
   hi
   
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2. dakotashine
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   December 21, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   I cant wait to have kids and make them do chores.
   
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3. dakotashine
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   September 11, 2012 8:31am UTC
   “you’re here to learn”
   I’m here because it’s the freaking law
   
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4. dakotashine
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   July 4, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   Okay, things to do on a beach to creep people out:
   1. Stare at them.
   2. Stare at them without blinking.
   3. Look at them for as long as you can, then make sure they are looking, and pretend to be fascinated and write things down.
   4. Ask them how they have been.
   5. "Have I seen you somewhere? Oh yeah! Red Tube!"
   6. "Um, did you recently post pictures of yourself naked?"
   7. "Oh, I follow you on tumblr!"
   8. Throw rocks at them.
   9. Come really close to them and say-"Oh, I like the way you smell!"
   10. Take off your shirt and run into the water, yelling-"Feminism!"
   11. Move to sit really close to them, and pretend to talk on the phone. Be like-"Oh, there's a hunk of hotness sitting next to me." Even if you are sitting next to an old lady or men.
   12. If someone is going into the water, run after them.
   13. Or simply, show them your scars.
   
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5. dakotashine
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 9:27am UTC
   Its hard to realize that Witty isnt all about quotes and funny chats.
   Sometimes it becomes more than that.
   Sometimes far more important things get involved.
   Even the choice between life and death.
   It hurts to think of what we have become.
   We trust people we've never seen,
   And try to hide from people that care the most.
   
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6. dakotashine
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   July 2, 2012 9:23am UTC
   I've been waiting for the summer to come,
   but now I realize
   I've got nothing to do for two months.
   
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7. dakotashine
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   July 1, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   for Directioners will be when
   ou actually get to meet One Direction and they arent as amazing as they sounded and seemed, so you will make tons of excuses for it. Please stop talking about how amazing and beautiful they are.
   You dont know them. They dont write the songs.
   Okay? Thanks.
   
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8. dakotashine
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   remember how on New Years eve we were all like-“oh, i’m gonna accomplish so much because this could be our last year on earth”
   oh, yeah, look.
   nothing done
   
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9. dakotashine
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   July 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   Do you ever wonder why you are here?
   
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10. dakotashine
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    June 24, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    You'll ask me what I love more, you or him.
    I'll answer "him", and you'll walk away not knowing that I lied.
    I love food more than either of you.
    
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11. dakotashine
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    June 24, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. dakotashine
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    June 19, 2012 7:54am UTC
    Boys I dont like: Oh, honey! Here's an iPod, a diamond ring, an invitation for a luxury dinner for two. I have the physical features of the most attractive men combined together, I like your music, i like the books you like. I'm really sweet, generous, kind, funny, and caring.
    Boys I like: ...
    
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13. dakotashine
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    June 19, 2012 7:49am UTC
    I'm back.
    
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14. dakotashine
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    May 30, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    don't make a new quote every time
    Harry Styles
    blinks
    
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15. dakotashine
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    May 29, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    last day of school
    other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
    me: adios bitchachos
    
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16. dakotashine
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    May 28, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    He is my boyfriend.
    
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17. dakotashine
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    May 21, 2012 10:09am UTC
    He grabbed my waist.
    
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18. dakotashine
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    May 6, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    The Diary of The Dead Girl
    Chapter 1- Diana's Diary.
    March 17, 2012
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all I've done. Its just too pathetic. I hate to be human. I hate to be so... so... the same. Same shape, same form. Every, every single day. I know it. I know its stupid and pathetic just to think this way. Especially not believing in God, and thinking I could be something else after this is over. I mean, just look at me. I'm huge. I'm just under 120lbs. I shouldnt be. I shouldnt weigh anything at all. I dont want to. I dont want to be here. I love all of you. I do. I just feel guilty for even being here, and its really scary for me to understand that soon, all of it, can be over. I mean, if I really want to... I cant write it. If I want to end my life, I can. So why not? I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry for everything I've done, and all the pain I've caused you. I wish one day, you'll forgive me, and understand what I'm going through. But you can never undertand what its like to be me. The me. The monster everyone hates. I wish I could change my mind, but I've tried, and failed. I failed. Like before, everything I want just fails and collapses in front of me. I wouldnt mind living in comma, just give hope, but I cant. There's too much pain I've already caused to all of you, and I cant continue this. Mom, I love you. I love everything you did for me, and I owe you way too much. And this is why I'm doing this. You're young. You can start a new life, far, far away from here, and forget I was ever on this planet anyway. I just want you to know- I love you. I love you, and I wish I can stay here for you, but I cant. I know how much it hurts for you to know that I am your daughter. Not someone else. I see it in your eyes, but I cant do anything about it. Once again, keep going. For Lisa, for Chris. For everyone that loves you, and deserves you. Not like me. I just dont deserve any of you. I dont deserve any of the support I've recieved, but it didnt help. Why would I deny it in such a way? But for now, I apologize, and leave.
    Good Bye.
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Lemme know if you'd like to know about a new chapter.
    
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19. dakotashine
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    May 6, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    popular girl: I want a cute boyfriend
    me: I'll take what I can get.
    
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20. dakotashine
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    popular girl: I want a cute boyfriend
    me: I want a boyfriend who will love me for who I am. And I'll love him for who he is.
    
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