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Mascara
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC

So much pain
for someone so young.
nmf/nmq/tumblr

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azncutiepie
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:42pm UTC

my parents have two options
1:let me switch schools.
2:let me kill everyone in my school.
but seriously i'm so done with my school.

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jengee99
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:42pm UTC

if tumblr
doesn't work
soon..i
won't know
what to do
with myself.

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SubsidingOne
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Friend: Are You Still Mad At Me?
Me: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Friend: How I Wonder What You Are
Me: Wish I Could Hit You With My Car
Friend: OK, You're Still Mad.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 7:43pm UTC

My mom: Why don't you get out of your room and do something else?
Me: Ain't nobody got time for that

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 5:52pm UTC

today i met one of my witty friends.
i met someone from the internet how exciting is that?
i've been talking to her for almost a year now and today
we met in person. <3 i love her ahfuhfuewive she is perfect.
arina > you

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xxforeverxxalwaysxx
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Justin Bieber at AMA's
grabbing his pants to make it seem like he's grabbing his d//ck but that's impossible.
he don't got one.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:20pm UTC

If my boyfriend's name was Luke, I'd constantly say;
Luke, I am your girlfriend.

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TheWittiestProfile
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Whenever I see this format
I automatically skip it because I hate all these crappy
Romantic or depressing quotes and I only
come on this website to find the
funny ones.
Do you?

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KT_143
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are dating.
When they break up I wonder who will write a new song first.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Someone: I don't like that music.
Fans of metal, rock, etc.: That's okay, everyone has an opinion.
Directioners, Beliebers, and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Teacher: "Why are your eyes so red?"
Student: "Oh um, allergies."
Teacher: "Ohh really, and what are you allergic to?"
Student: "Weed...s..."

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 8:44pm UTC

"Suck my dick."
there's a huge difference between
you saying this to your girlfriend,
and your girlfriend
saying this to you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:42am UTC

If u cn reed dis nd understnd it den congrats
u cn speek da languidge ov liam payne
Format credit to OneDirection

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Witty_Queenx08
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:11am UTC

"Stop bullying!"
- Said, the bully

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bubblesz020
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:04am UTC

Today, a man who was homeless walked up to me.
He asked me if i had any spare change. I only had 2 dimes, but i gave them to him anyways.
He walked away, and i saw him put the dimes in an expired parking meter of a stranger's car.
Somebody who can't afford to feed himself, but helps others.
This gives me hope.

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