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Vinita*
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December 19, 2013 10:19am UTC

News: *talking about Romney*Little sister: What's Romney?Dad: Its a disease

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Ethanol
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December 19, 2013 11:22am UTC

the horror of knowing
there is nowhere in this world
FOR YOU TO ESCAPE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fay*
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December 19, 2013 5:51am UTC

When people come over,
and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest
woman in the world

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Crush: *kisses girl*
People around me: aww how cute
Me: yeah *grabs knife*
Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*

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Fαy Στylες*
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December 18, 2013 8:25am UTC

Nobody will be as pretty as in their profile picture,
nobody will be as ugly as in their license picture.
~GOD

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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December 17, 2013 12:12pm UTC

It's terrifyingly beautiful,
being in love.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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NeverFadingBeauty*
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December 17, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I believe the true defintion of perfection, is originality.
By just being you, you are perfect just the way you are.

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capsized*
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December 17, 2013 10:02am UTC

i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive

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Ethanol
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December 17, 2013 4:30am UTC

I'm friends with the monster
that's under my bed
Get along with the voices
inside of my head
You trying to save me
stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
well thats not fair

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Sophie*
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December 17, 2013 9:01am UTC

friend: wanna hang out?
me: let me ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask*
me: she said no

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Sophie*
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December 17, 2013 8:39am UTC

society: be yourself
society: no not like that

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sleepy*
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December 17, 2013 8:29am UTC

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

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Fαy Στylες*
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December 17, 2013 9:31am UTC

I am a social vegan...
I avoid meet

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† *
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December 15, 2013 7:02pm UTC

My crush keeps looking at me everytime I pass him,
So one day I tried to wear something totally awesome to catch his eye and I found out
He was absent.
I might as well just stick to wearing sweats everyday.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Breeze
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December 16, 2013 6:59pm UTC

you're never going out of style
Format by Breeze

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