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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Go ahead, text him first,
    he might be checking his phone, waiting for you.
    Stare into the eyes of the person you like
    and memorize the color.
    turn on your ipod and run as far as you can.
    Say hi to a stranger,
    you never know what they’ll become to you.
    Have a mental health day – you know you need it.
    Don’t go on facebook for a day
    and see what you can accomplish.
    Give money to a charity,
    your good karma will come around eventually.
    Sneak out, you might get caught,
    but it’ll be 100% worth it.
    Tell that one person that you like them,
    what’s the worst that can happen?
    he doesn’t like you back?
    Then he doesn’t deserve you anyways, right?
    Treat yourself to something indulgent,
    you deserve it.
    Smile at a stranger,
    it could make their day.
    Wink; it’s sexy and makes you feel confident,
    after all, you are pretty hot ;).
    Go for somebody who is totally wrong for you,
    they may not be totally wrong after all.
    Stand up for yourself, because if you don’t,
    who will?
    Moral of the story; it’s 2011,
    start living your dream life that you’ve always wanted,
    after all..
    You only live once.
    EmotionalTrickery

  3. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 6:36am UTC
    I hate our genera tion
    Everyone either cares too much, or too little. There is so much nonsense & pointless drama. Blame is being thrown around. " I love you" is becoming as meaningless as "and"
    or "the". What happened to the world? We got caught up in growing up way too fast.
    We all did
    repost

  4. ohhemmgeeitszoe ohhemmgeeitszoe
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    If you proposed to me
    With a ring pop, instead of a diamond...
    I'd still say yes.

  5. _spaceboundx _spaceboundx
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    Pick up your cell phone, right now.
    Dial his number, which I know you know by heart.
    When he answers, I want you to say one thing
    a n d t h e n h a n g u p .
    I want you to tell him that you're
    madly in love with him.
    Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

  6. Saaaamiiieeeexox Saaaamiiieeeexox
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Remember when you would call me pretty or beautiful instead of hot?
    ...yeah I dont either
    -facebook EmotionalTrickery

  7. xoxoblueyes09 xoxoblueyes09
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    Monster Energy ❤

  8. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    &+sometimes
    it's OKAY to look back
    because staring at y o u r p a s t
    only shows you how far you've come
    life is like turning a corner
    you don't KNOW FOR SURE what you'll find
    b . u . t . y . o . u. j . u . s . t. h . a . v . e . t . o. t . r . u . s . t. t . h . a t .
    something beautiful AWAITS YOU
    on the other side

  9. paigeouslovesux3 paigeouslovesux3
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:05am UTC
    "Dinner's Ready!"
    "Coming, Mom!"
    *stays on computer*

  10. iNEEDmysoul iNEEDmysoul
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    I like your last name.
    Can i have it?


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:13pm UTC
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    "OOHH WHOS THAT SEXY BEAST?!?" oh wait..
    i clicked on my own profile
    again.
    ---------------------------------
    Notmyformat and saw it onfacebook

  13. iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    I hate when I lose my mom in the store and
    I look like an idiot trying to find her.

  14. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    You annoy me.
    Go sit in the corner.

  15. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    I hate it when i'm making a milkshake and boys show up in my yard...

  16. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    'Are You Free Tomorow?'
    'No, Actually I'm Pretty Exspensive'
    LOL.

  17. laxisgame laxisgame
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    A WISE GIRL
    [KISSES, BUT DOESN'T LOVE,]
    [listens, ]
    *but doesn't believe,*
    ♥♥ and leaves ♥♥
    before she's left.
    not my quote//formatt

  18. Crimsonella Crimsonella
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    "Dude, she just called you—"
    "Oh, HELL NO! Hold my—"
    "No, dude. I mean like, she actually called you. Like, on the telephone."
    "Oh."
    format credit CMPSunday

  19. helloxgoodbye helloxgoodbye
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. PeaceOutt__ PeaceOutt__
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    It's hard to swim;
    In A World So Shallow.

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