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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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loveiswhatigot
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January 22, 2011 6:22am UTC

Does heaven have a phone number?
Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down; I need her right away,
Operator, can you tell me how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part? I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too; at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time; she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big, big words; I am only seven.
I'm sorry, operator, I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help, that's where we should go.
I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.
*R.I.P Mum, I love you with all my heart. <3

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wanesa
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January 22, 2011 2:37pm UTC

welcome to our society.
You will be judged on
-what you wear
-which music you listen to
-what you look like
-how you act
-who you hang around with
- and on practically every other trait
and imperfection about you
and+ you will be made fun for being who you are.
enjoy your stay
not my format

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livlaughlove226
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 11:03am UTC

That moment;
When you accidently look straight into his eyes. ♥

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Sha_na_na
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 10:22pm UTC

why are you making this so hard?
It's pretty easy. First I fall for you (accomplished) then, you fall for me.[♥]

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Tumbler90210
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January 21, 2011 5:32pm UTC

♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
some pages turned e...
some bridges burned
some lessons learned
it's just LIFE
♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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MissMickeyMousee6
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Who else remembers
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile
lost it's wheel.
and Joker got away
<3
not my formaaat. (:

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kendallleigh
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January 21, 2011 5:34pm UTC

And who else;
Still says
'Luke I Am Your Fatherrrr'
Into the fan
♥

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
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January 21, 2011 6:56pm UTC

"Did I ask you?"
"No."
"Then shut up."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mnmlover9
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 5:37pm UTC

`
{~NEWS FLASH~}
Blonde fired from banana plantation for throwing out all of the bent ones
Fav if you get it(:

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shoutittotheworldd
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC

Heres a Hint :
(_.·´¯`·×» If you keep trying to talk to me and i dont answer
Stop trying.

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Witness
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 7:37am UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.
I know its already been here, but I felt the need to repost it.
My format.

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jennbabes14
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 11:33am UTC

Look at life through the windshield,
not the rear-view mirror
not mine*

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he_likes_me_not_97
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January 21, 2011 1:45pm UTC

Katy Perry shot Fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying "What's my name?". Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So, Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a Grenade at her. But then Ke$ha , defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up , but Eminem came saying I'm Not Afraid saving the world.

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
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January 21, 2011 4:31pm UTC

Mumbling the bits of songs you don't know...
then SCREAMING the chorus with all your heart! ♥

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missflipflop9
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 6:02pm UTC

that awkward moment when you say
something disturbing
and your teacher hears you.
- - ♥ - -
idt this quote is on here. not my format.

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gracee_x
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 5:17am UTC

i was thinking about food,
thinking about meat,
thinkin' about us
what we 're gone' eat
open my eyes [yeah]
we're eating KFC!
we go back home,
licking our lips;
all that food; straight to our hips
open my eyes [yeah]
we're eating
Mac and Cheeeeeeese!
Mac and Cheeeeeeese!

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Biawzz
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January 21, 2011 2:22pm UTC

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soclosebutsofaraway1100
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 3:23pm UTC

The only reason
i would kick you outta bed is to fuckk you on the floor ;)
not my format

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