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1. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2011 2:35pm UTC
   if heaven wasn't so far away...
   ♥
   
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2. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 12:19pm UTC
   goodnight kisses
   from him are the best
   * ♥ *
   
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3. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2011 11:32pm UTC
   so it's my 15th birthday...
   best present i got?
   him telling me that i looked beautiful today.
   \\\♥///
   
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4. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2010 8:44pm UTC
   FONTS
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   Mistral
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   papyrus
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   Vladimir Script
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   french script
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   Cambria
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   SQUISHY
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   SHADOWS
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   Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
   green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
   Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
   Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
   Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
   black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
   Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
   FADES:
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   OTHER:
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   red background ; <div style="background-color: red;">
   orange background ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
   yellow background ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
   lime green background ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
   light blue background ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
   purple background ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
   pink background ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
   black background ; <div style="background-color: black;">
   spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
   make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
   make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
   To make a dotted border....
   <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
   to make a solid border....
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   to make a dashed border....
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   just needed to save (:
   credit to XxAutumnSkyexX
   
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5. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2010 9:12pm UTC
   Brunettes > Blondes
   please dont take to offense
   country_girl4
   (: *****
   
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6. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 8:19pm UTC
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7. country_girl4
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2010 9:08pm UTC
   60 things to do in an elevator:
   1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
   2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
   3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'
   4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
   5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
   6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
   7. Shave.
   8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
   9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
   10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
   11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
   12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
   13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
   14. One word: Flatulence!
   15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
   16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
   17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
   18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!'
   19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
   20. Meow occasionally.
   21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
   22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
   23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
   24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
   25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
   26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.
   27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
   28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
   29. Leave a box between the doors.
   30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
   31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
   32. Start a sing-along.
   33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
   34. Play the harmonica.
   35. Shadow box.
   36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
   37. Lean against the button panel.
   38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
   39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
   40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
   41. Bring a chair along.
   42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
   43. Blow spit bubbles.
   44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
   45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
   46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
   47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
   48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
   49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
   50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'
   51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
   52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
   53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
   54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
   55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
   56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
   57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
   58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
   59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
   60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
   
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