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  1. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Everyone has a weakness, but i have two..
    his smile and his laugh.

  2. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:54am UTC
    IT'S A JOKE, NOT A DICK.
    don't take it so hard.

  3. thirteen thirteen
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:19pm UTC
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  4. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:41am UTC
    We are girls.
    We say things we don't mean.

  5. xo_SmileyAmorr_xo xo_SmileyAmorr_xo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    When life gives you limes...
    re-arrange the letters and smile(:
    NFM/FMQ

  6. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    WELL I WAS ALL LIKE COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:25am UTC
    hug. laugh. smile. love.
    harder. louder. bigger. longer.

  8. adg9198 adg9198
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 9:25am UTC
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  9. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Officer; How high are you?
    Me; No officer, its hi, how are you?

  10. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    you can't start the next chapter of your life
    if you keep re-reading the last one
    not my quote

  11. xoMissTaylaxo xoMissTaylaxo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Are you stupid or something?
    Something.

  12. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 12:44am UTC
    WHEN THINGS GO WRONG,
    TAKE A MOMENT TO BE THANKFUL FOR ALL THE THINGS STILL GOING RIGHT. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 1:07am UTC
    The 3 c's of life:
    choices, chances, and change.
    You must make a choice to take a chance,
    or you will never change.

  14. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    When I clear
    my calculator,
    I press the
    button at least
    fourteen times
    .

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    life has no remote. get up &
    change it yourself.

  16. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 11:26am UTC
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    Never Leave The
    Key to your happiness in someone else's pocket.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death!

  18. crazy4edhardy crazy4edhardy
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 3:56pm UTC
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  19. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:00pm UTC
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    I don't Believe that Good things
    come to those who wait.
    I believe good things come to those who want something so bad they
    CAN'T STAND STILL
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  20. cooolstoryybro cooolstoryybro
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Replacements for
    "cool story,
    bro."
    1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
    2) Riveting fable, comrade.
    3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
    4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
    5) Sweet saga, yo.
    6) Waste of time, jerk.
    7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
    8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.
    9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
    10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.

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