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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Me: *sets up teliscope*
Me: *searches universe for a f/ck to give*

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Guys that like me...
-Stalkers.
-Super ugly guys.
-Guys I barely know.
-Kids waaaay too young for me.
-None.
moo's layout

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LovethatHoran
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Cat:knock knock.
Jade:who's there?
Cat:purple bathtub
Jade:purple bathtub
Cat:purple bathtub who?
Jade: i don't know its your joke.
From Victorious' "The SLAP"
Episode: Cat tells Jade a joke
NMF

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Zoë*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Daily Routine:
1. Open Fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:17pm UTC

iPod: Low battery.
Me: I'm busy
iPod: Low battery
Me: Still busy
iPod: Low battery
Me: I'm too lazy
iPod: Low battery
Me: Still don't feel like it
iPod: *shuts down*
Me: HOW DARE YOU SHUT DOWN ON ME WITHOUT ANY WARNING

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:36pm UTC

God: *Looks down at Earth*
God: *facepalm*

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC

When I'm Sick:
Mom: You're sick because you fall asleep at 1 am
Mom: You're sick because you sleep all day.
Mom: You're sick because you are always on the internet.
Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too many blankets.
Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too little blankets.
Mom: You're sick because you don't go outside
Mom: You're sick because you go outside too much.
Mom: You're sick because you didn't clean your room.
Mom: You're sick because you spent too much time cleaning your room.
Mom: You're sick because you don't talk to any one.
Mom: You're sick because you are constantly texting people.

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oneofakinddanielle
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Future me: Son, we need to talk about your report card... did you know your marks spell ACDC? That's amazing, heres a cookie and your bedtime is never.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC

All the 12 year olds on this site get really p.issed off when you point out the fact that they're 12.

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Amenah
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 11:05pm UTC

That stupid smile you get
when someone does something really sweet without even realising it. ♥

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laurenliveslovely
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 3:38am UTC

A boy in my gym class
saw my scars.
The boy I thought I loved
didn't bother to look.
A boy in my gym class
asked me what happened.
The boy I thought I loved
didn't care.
A boy in my gym class
smiled at me everyday.
The boy I thought I loved
ditched me everyday.
A boy in my gym class
told me he did it, too.
The boy I thought I loved
told me nothing.
A boy in my gym class
wasn't happy with his girlfriend.
The boy I thought I loved
wasn't either.
A boy in my gym class
picked me up and twirled me around.
The boy I thought I loved
wanted my body, not me.
A boy in my gym class
hugged me like never before.
The boy I thought I loved
gave me a worthless peck.
The boy I know I love
is a boy in my gym class.
my quote.

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michael52312
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Haha
remember I told you not to try and play me
because I would play you..... well baby tell your brother I had a blast and I will call him later.

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angelitamarieizetta10
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 11:46am UTC

That's not my name .

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 1:18pm UTC

If you ask me how I'm doing,
I'd say I'm doing fine, I would
lie and say that you're not on
my mind, but I'll go out
and sit down at a table set for two
& finally I'm forced to face the truth
no matter what I say I'm not over you

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Here's a fun walk-through on how to break up with someone
You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: I'm over.
Them: Over who?
You: I'm over you.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 30, 2013 10:50pm UTC

Me: *OD's on chill pills*

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