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Matea2707
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March 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Would you like a table?
"No,not at all,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5 please."

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prplesockerninja22
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March 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Friend: Hey you're blocking the view!
Me: B*tch I AM the view.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImmaBelieber67
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March 6, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Did you know? #188
In Detroit, in 1937, a baby fell from the 4th floor of a building, falling on a man who was passing below. One year later exactly the same thing happened - another baby, another 4th floor window, same man.
(Coincidence or what?)

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yourcool
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March 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Next time someone asks you what time is it,
Look at the straight in the eye dead serious, & whisper 'Adventure Time'

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Matea2707
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March 6, 2012 2:13pm UTC

The biggest lie I tell myself is:
"I don't need to write that down,I'll remember it."
♥

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Hey_There
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March 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I just watched my dog chase her tail for ten minutes and thought to my self,
" Wow dogs are easily entertained..."
Then i realised, I just watched my dog chase it's tail for ten minutes...

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xokcgox01
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March 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

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Matea2707
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March 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

FACT:Not all goodbyes are sad.
EXAMPLE:"Goodbye,class":
(Follow me,I follow back)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
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March 3, 2012 3:29pm UTC

If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly,
then why did it fall off?

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yourcool
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March 3, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward feeling when
one foot falls asleep & everytime you move it tingles.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC

when I get famous (which I will)
and publish my life story (which I shall)
There will be at least three chapters about you,
in which I will explain in great detail what a douche you were to me.
and I hope when you read it,
you feel really, REALLY bad.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying:
Mom Mosquito: How do it feel?
Baby Mosquito: It was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!

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TimothyJames
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March 4, 2012 5:11am UTC

I thought I'd make my final post colourful.
So guys, as you may know i've been battling Cancer and chest infection, Cancer for only a year and the chest infection since I was 5. No treatment has worked, Nothing will work now, The doctors said it's to late, I could just die anything withen this week, Yeah I don't know what to put here, and I'm sorry I didn't post nothing in ages, I was in hospital, Not i'm let out for my last few days, to see family, and friend before I go. So yeah Goodbye people, Enjoy your life, you never know whats around the corner. -Tim

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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YouAreLovedXo
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February 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday
Normal Person: No. Its Wednesday
Patrick Star: No. This Is Patrick

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Jessiebaby
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February 8, 2012 2:49pm UTC

*Teacher*
Stop packing theres still 5 seconds of class left.

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eve123
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February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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yourcool
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February 5, 2012 2:54pm UTC

what if oxygen makes are voice deeper,
and helium just makes it normal?

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