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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. InOneMoment InOneMoment happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my dad has a bottle opener with a picture of the pope on it.
    it's called the Popener.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 10:50am UTC
    “I have always said that the meaning of life is to be happy, and what I mean is that as existing creatures that have no idea of their actual cosmic purpose, that only have one oppurtunity in life, we should just try to be happy, strive to achieve and sustain happiness. To be content with your own existence is the best thing you can hope to achieve, in whatever way that is”
    - Dan Howell
    (OneDirection fomat)

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    "It's a good thing I got a haircut.
    Now I finally found out who truly loves me."
    -Liam Payne

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    "For my birthday I got a bike.
    It was difficult to ride, but I'm Harry Styles."
    -Harry Styles

  6. Hallow Hallow
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    ‎My aunt:
    Me: *sitting on a chair*
    *Phone rings*
    Me: *Gets up to answer*
    Me: *Comes back to sit again*
    Aunt: *Puts my computer aside and sits on my seat even though the rest are free*
    ---------------------------------
    Me: I'm going to skype my friend, okay?
    Aunt: Okay
    Me: Need me for anything?
    Aunt: No, go skype
    Me: *skyping*
    Aunt: AMY!!!
    Me: What?
    Aunt: AMMYYYY!!!!!!
    Me: WHAT
    Aunt: DON'T YOU TALK TO ME WITH THAT ATTITUDE NOW YOU GO GET ME A PAIR OF BED SOCKS!!!!!
    --------------------------------
    Aunt: Ammyyyy :3
    Me: What?
    Aunt: Aaaaaayyymeeeeeee
    Me: What?!
    Aunt: Aaaaaammyyyyy!!!!!!
    Me: WHAT IS IT?!
    Aunt: DON'T BE CHEEKY!!!!!

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Interviewer: Have any of you ever kissed a fan?
    Niall and Louis: I haven't.
    Zayn: A gentleman never tells.
    Liam: I haven't, no.
    Harry: ...I think I have but I can't remember...
    Louis: WHAT A GENTLEMAN!


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:43am UTC
    You don’t realize the worth of water until it’s dry

  10. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    And live while
    we're young ♥
    ~OneDirection

  11. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:50am UTC
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  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    R.I.P to all the people who have
    commited suicide, we will keep
    you in our prayers & every other day
    10.9.12

    format credit to OneDirection

  13. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a
    ΞΞΞΞL I [ ] E

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Take time out today to remember
    those who
    lost their lives 11 years ago
    9/11

    format credit to OneDirection

  15. InOneMoment InOneMoment happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    when you log off
    but then see a quote that is so amazing
    that you have to log back in just to fave it.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    "If you want niall's attention
    seduce
    him with food"
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Ladies:
    Wether you're big or small, skinny or fat, God spent 9 months creating you. You are special.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Hey autocorrect.
    Stop tampering with my swear words you mother forklift.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Dear hair:
    I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you
    just automatically look gorgeous every single day.

  20. InOneMoment InOneMoment happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    .•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
    `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
    IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE
    for angels to fly
    .•*¨¯¨*•.……………….............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´
    nmf

:)

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