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bye*
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June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

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^_^*
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May 21, 2013 11:17am UTC

what you want too happen: tell your crush you like them and they like you back ..
reality:they like your bestfriend

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^_^*
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May 21, 2013 11:11am UTC

She said "delete my number" I said "keep calm,it was never saved"...

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yourcool
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May 21, 2013 4:31pm UTC

"ha ha 420 blaze it"
i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

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carson5482
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May 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Me: Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Daisy.
Friend: Daisy who?
Me: :Daisy me rollin', dey hatin'.

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yourcool
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May 21, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that gets left behind when I asked for them to wait for me. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'm that friend that if I want to go to the mall or some place with a friend I have to be the one to invite the people to make sure I get invluded. I'll always be that friend.
But in a way, I'm alright with that.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:49pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Throwing light bulbs at people
who need to lighten up.

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spence*
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May 21, 2013 2:06pm UTC

My mom just
got mad at
me because I don't have a prom date.
I'm sorry that every guy in world thinks I'm a freak
and would never ask me.
I'm sorry that I'll probably never get married and die alone.
But most of all, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
Again.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got fired from my job as a bingo caller.
apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is no way to call "69".

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

mom: why is your room so messy?
me: so if someone comes into my room and tries to kill me in the middle of the night they'll trip over something and die.

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