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chica0814

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Member Since: 29 Oct 2010 05:36pm

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chica0814
posted a quote
December 9, 2010 7:15pm UTC
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
No, it's the fat that makes you look fat.

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chica0814
posted a quote
November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC
*Blonde Joke...
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| Two blondes walked into a shop
| and they were really happy, so
| the shopkeeper said:_______
| "Why are you 2 so happy?"_
| The blondes replied: _____
| "Because we finished a jigsaw_
| puzzle in 3 days and on the box it
| said 3-4 years.
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| Favorite if you get it(;

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chica0814
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 7:19pm UTC
♬
Music is the literature
of the heart;
it commences
where speech ends.

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chica0814
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 7:03pm UTC
codingbypeaceinpieces.
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My h e a d says;
"He's only going to break your heart."
But my h e a r t says;
"But I love him."

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chica0814
posted a quote
November 2, 2010 7:24pm UTC
Philophobia;
the fear 0f falling in love.

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