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  1. thisismyperfectnightmare thisismyperfectnightmare
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    "thank you captain obvious!"
    "your welcome general sarcasm!"
    true story.

  2. horseskk8 horseskk8
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    SILENCE IS GOLDEN
    {But Duct tape is silver}

  3. Tabithaaaa Tabithaaaa
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    & WHO ELSE THINKS IT'S CUTE
    when boys stick up for girls
    ❤ ck

  4. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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  5. booksandhp7 booksandhp7
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    ever y girl has three personalities:
    1. The one when she's with her family.
    2. The one when she's with her friends.
    3.And the one when she'swith him.<3
    - - ♥ - -
    not my format, credit to: missflipflop99.

  6. sarahbananas sarahbananas
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    When a movie says "based on a true story"
    its automatically 100 times scarier...

  7. ilovemaggie123 ilovemaggie123
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    He writes his life story in pencil
    so the messes he makes cant be traced
    and anything he regrets can easily be erased
    she writes hers in pen
    so she can look back and say
    i will never make that mistake again.
    not mine

  8. xjenniferalexandrax xjenniferalexandrax
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    sometimes i find myself wondering
    if my parents ever look at me & think ;
    "my child is retarded"
    -sixbillionsecrets


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    no matter how carefully
    you choose your words
    they'll always end up getting
    twisted by others.

  11. WeirdLeeners WeirdLeeners
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    & Who Else
    Types What They Really Wanna Say Then Deletes It?
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  12. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants to stay awhile

  13. heysoulsista heysoulsista
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    when you're facebook stalking
    and you find out someone has
    an open profile its like you're a
    kid on christmas
    547 pictures? don't mind if i do ;)

  14. xTashaMcEldx xTashaMcEldx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 5:53pm UTC
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  15. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:39pm UTC
    Remember when your parents always told you not to put your finger in the ceiling fan because it will get cut off ?
    Well I REALLY wanted to see if that was true, so i stuck a pickle up there .
    Let's Just Say, My Pickle Died .
    R.I.P My Dearest Pickle

  16. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 11:46pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When P-Diddy Wakes Up In The Morning
    Feeling like Ke$ha

  17. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  18. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    first love,
    will never die.
    true love,
    will bury it alive.

  19. piggilicious piggilicious
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    If he
    Knew how much I Facebook stalk him
    He would probably file a
    R e s t r a i n i n g o r d e r

  20. anna1the2angel3 anna1the2angel3
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 5:55pm UTC
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