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yeah so I'm Alana and I like books. And John Green. And anything mint flavored.

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booksandhp7
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December 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC

drink at dunkin donuts: $2
drink at starbucks: $36
me: lol
me: *cries*

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booksandhp7
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December 30, 2012 5:59pm UTC

come on skinny love
just last the year
pour a little salt
we were never here

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booksandhp7
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March 5, 2012 7:35pm UTC

You always think I'm wrong
I think I'm right a lot.
not my format, credit to: ale0122

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booksandhp7
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 7:28pm UTC

if you ever hear me talking to myself
I'm just-
running through the words I have to say to you ♥
nmf

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booksandhp7
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January 15, 2012 4:44pm UTC

LOL, my life pretty much consists of witty, and
temple run.
not my format

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booksandhp7
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January 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC

yesterday,
a guy i really liked called me.
we started talking, and he told me how beautiful he thought i was and how he had a lot of feelings for me.
Best.moment.ever.
then he said:
"If we dated, how far would you go with me?"
I told him, then he laughed and said:
"that's it?"
and hung up.
some guys are real jerks.

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booksandhp7
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October 12, 2011 5:53pm UTC

THAT MOMENT OF TRUTH
» when you realize that a pad is pretty much a diaper.
not my format, credit to: smilesXO

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booksandhp7
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August 23, 2011 3:36pm UTC

yesterday i heard my younger sister talking to my mom,
she was complaining about how all her friends have phones and ipod touches, and she doesn't.
my sister is 7.
what the hell.

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booksandhp7
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August 8, 2011 9:00pm UTC

I thought I was alone.
Then my best friend showed me a website called Witty.<3
♥ ♥
not my format;credit to: TEXTFAILS

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booksandhp7
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August 8, 2011 8:49pm UTC

hugging someone so tight
It freaking hurts your boobs.
♥♥♥
notmyformat

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booksandhp7
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April 8, 2011 9:38pm UTC

There are two types of friendsthat girls have::
-the ones you dress up for;;
-and the ones you wear sweats for♥.

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booksandhp7
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March 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC

when someone texts me something insulting;;
i text back: k.
////knowing that that person will be equally p.i.s.s.e.d.(:

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booksandhp7
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March 10, 2011 5:30pm UTC

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booksandhp7
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February 10, 2011 5:33pm UTC

if you fall out of love
you were never in it
in the first place ♥ ♥
notmyformat.

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booksandhp7
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February 10, 2011 5:18pm UTC

driving is kinda like color ing
i t gets mess ywhen yougooutsidethelines(:
notmyformat, credit to:iceicebaaaby

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booksandhp7
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January 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC

ever y girl has three personalities:
1. The one when she's with her family.
2. The one when she's with her friends.
3.And the one when she'swith him.<3
- - ♥ - -
not my format, credit to: missflipflop99.

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booksandhp7
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 7:20pm UTC

you point out allmy flaws;;
-->as if i don't already see them

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booksandhp7
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January 12, 2011 4:48pm UTC

so the other day;;
iwassittingonthebuswithmyboyfriend.
r i g h t b e f o r e h e w a s g e t t i n g o f f ;
he asked me for a kiss on the cheek.
i leaned in, then at the last moment--
he turned his head at lightning speed,
causing me to kiss him on the lips.<3
i sat there as he got off, shocked.
why?
my boyfriend's a ninja.♥

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booksandhp7
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November 24, 2010 2:07pm UTC

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booksandhp7
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November 24, 2010 2:04pm UTC

he's the one you're with on a friday night;;
watching you're favorite chick flick(:
his sweatshirt is the one around your shoulders;;
when you fall asleep.
he's the one comforting you,
when times get tough.
and it's his face that you can never
ever
get
out
of
your
head.
♥

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