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  1. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    She's gonna end up getting everything you want.
    Some friend huh?
    Some friend.

  2. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Today at break, these girls were having a go at m friend. One of the girls had her whole face covered in foundation and her eyeliner was all over the place, This girl told my friend to sort her hair out, and my friend replied saying ''sort your makeup out'' The girl got really annoyed and said theres nothing wrong with my makeup.
    My other friend Alex (a boy) asked the girl if she'd been playing with face paints, he continued to asked if she wanted to look like the joker.
    I've never laughed harder in my life. My respect for Alex just got higher. I love my friends.

  3. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

  4. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    Today?
    He spoke to me <3

  5. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    On my Facebook, I had a notification from my 3rd Cousin. It was from one of those Truth things.
    The question was- Would you trust ________ with your life?
    He answered yes.
    Is that not so cute? Aww I think it is :)

  6. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Yo Yo Yo,
    All you sucka Mc's aint got nothin' on me.
    On my grades,
    on my lines,
    You cant touch Kevin G
    Im a mathlete.
    But nerd is preffered.
    But forget what you heard.
    Im like James Bond the third.
    Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred
    . Im Kevin Gnapoor
    . The G's silent when i sneak in your door.
    Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
    I dont play it like Shaggy. Youll know it was me.
    Cuz the next time you see her she's like Ohhhhhh,Kevin G !!!
    Happy Holidays Everybody !

  7. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 1:34pm UTC
    you're just too
    scared to
    admit you
    like me ;)

  8. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    Risin' up back on the street,
    Did my time, took my Chances,
    Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet,
    Just a Man and His will to survive,
    So many times, it happens to fast,
    you change your Passion for glory,
    Don't loose your grip on the dreams of the past,
    You must fight just to keep them Alive!

  9. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 6:36am UTC
    TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't re-post this.
    i truly love jesus!

  10. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 1:30pm UTC
    You don't HAVE to go to Church to Be A Christian. You Might have you view, But Other people Have theres Opinions Of things.
    You say you Don't judge People, But you do. Some people Might be Christened But that doesn't mean you HAVE to go to Church, To say That YOU are Right YOU need to Respect other people. If a Christian is someone who is kind, caring, and keeps the basic ethical teachings of loving God (without specific practices) and loves one's neighbor, then the answer could be no, one does not have to go to church. See, You are Not ALWAYS right.
    Church Does NOT make you Christian. You can be a strong Believer And not go to church.
    The Bible never said "If you don't go to Church every Sunday, You are not a Saved Believer." Therefore you can be a Christian and not set foot in a church your entire life.

  11. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 1:42pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    scary right?

  12. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 2:28pm UTC
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  13. catcocoflower catcocoflower
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    September 25, 2010 7:46am UTC
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  14. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 7:24am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    i did itt (:

  15. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 7:22am UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: Lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: Whisper in her ear
    Girls: Giggle
    Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
    Girls: Don't just let him, kiss him back.
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give heryour jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
    Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush.
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12 pm tonight your 1 true love will realize how much they want you
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  16. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 7:10am UTC
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  17. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 2:34pm UTC
    "No Comment"
    Is
    A Comment.

  18. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 2:32pm UTC
    ♥ tbh Mine was Funny, But true In ways, Go on Give it a try!
    FREAKY QUIZ!
    DO NOT CHEAT (YOU'LL WILL KICK YOURSELF LATER) I WAS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL TRYING THIS, BUT IF YOU FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE "T" YOU'LL BE SURPRISED!!!!
    ALL OF MY ANSWERS WERE ACCURATE. WE'LL SEE TOMORROW IF THE WISH COMES TRUE. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS...IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT! THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER THEY READ THE MAIL. BUT NO CHEATING! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY/SPOOKY OUTCOME.
    DON'T READ AHEAD...JUST DO IT IN ORDER! IT TAKES ABOUT THREE MINUTES...IT'S WORTH A TRY :)
    FIRST..GET A PEN AND PAPER. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE SURE IT'S PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW AND GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT.
    SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT A TIME...AND DON'T READ AHEAD OR YOU'LL RUIN IT!
    1. FIRST, WRITE THE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN.
    2. THEN, BESIDE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY TWO NUMBERS YOU WANT.
    3. BESIDE THE 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY....) IN THE 4TH, 5TH AND 6TH SPOTS.
    5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8,9,10, AND 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. FINALLY, MAKE A WISH.
    AND NOW THE KEY FOR THE GAME..... 1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GAME. 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE THAT YOU LOVE. 3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN'T WORK OUT.
    4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
    6. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR.
    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3.
    8 THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7.
    9. THE TENTH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING YOU HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFENOW...PUT THIS ON UR SYT WITHIN THE HOUR YOU READ THIS...IF YOU DO..YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

  19. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    Loving you is easy,
    You loving another is hard.
    Loving you is still easy,
    but knowing you are not mine,
    is the hardest of it all.

  20. catcocoflower catcocoflower
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 1:43pm UTC
    Crushes are Called Crushes Because They Crush your Heart.

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