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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Dear person who checks behind the shower curtain before going to the bathroom,
What are you going to do if you actually find a murderer back there?
Sincerly,
just wondering

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kaciexoxmcginley
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC

Does anyone else
GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
"Can I ask you a question?"

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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mustachedbunny
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 6:00pm UTC

That really depressing moment when
you see a leaf that looks crunchy so you step on it
but its not crunchy

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Female Problems #5
Cramps. 'nuff said.
♥

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bailie008
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Me: I want to lose weight.
Me: I want to be thin.
Me: I want to be skinny.
Me: *sees Mcdonalds*
Me: ...yolo.

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 10:42am UTC

him:
*slams phone at wall* She said forever! She said she loved me. She said she'd be mine, forever. I guess forever is over. It's all over.
her:
*locks bathroom door, sits on floor and cries* All those hugs. The kisses. The I Love You More fights. All meant nothing to him. He played me. Am I really that worthless?

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tylerrelyt88
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 3:20pm UTC

when you like someone but your not sure if they like you back!

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carol_a015
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 11:35am UTC

there is only so many times
that u break
till u shatter....

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lostandconfused
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 12:20am UTC

I hate it when someone treats you like crap, but you still worry about them.<3

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theunicorn
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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emosexy
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC

favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
♥♥♥

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liveandlearn_12
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC

Witty Girls Please Read:
I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
I want be able to play sports.
Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
thank you witty(:
this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
fdfjnfjnf

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kiannaxx413
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC

click the [♥]
if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC

5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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lostandconfused
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:34pm UTC

What did I do to be treated like this? You have no idea how hard it is for me to see you act like I was nothing to you, like I was just another one of your girls you played. No we werent together but you knew how I felt about you actually how I feel about you and you claimed you felt the same way. Well guess what you dont treat someone you really like the way you treated me. Maybe you are a player and you were just trying to get into my pants! This is it I can feel myself breaking... I still have really strong feelings for you but theres no point in telling you anything anymore because its pretty obvious that you dont care and you never did. Now you act like i`m invisible well dont worry when I get strong enough and get over you ill do the exact same thing to you. But honestly when will it get easier?

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