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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    When I ask for the truth, I meant I wanted to know what happened exactly, not the version you think you should tell me.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It's the worst feeling when
    You smile at a baby
    And they just scrunch up their face
    And burst into tears.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    ✧CUTE✳GUYS✳❊MAKE✳✧YOU❊✳ CRAZY✧
    hot guys make you
    melt, cool guys make you daydream.
    BUT FUNNY GUYS MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE
    ❊WITHOUT❊EVEN✳✧KNOWING✳IT❊

  5. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:05am UTC
    *In 25 years*
    Instead of pulling out a photo album,we'll log
    onto Facebook and show everyone our
    pictures.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you notice that someone's zipper is down.
    but you don't know if you should tell them because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
    format by: ThatsSoMeee :)
    jimmy365

  7. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    You're leaving because
    it is easier to walk away
    than to fight for what you really want.
    -Pretty Little Liars

  8. JulietteRoseX3 JulietteRoseX3
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Instead of swearing, let's use candy.
    What the fudge!?
    You're such a peanutbrittle-ing sugar face!
    What a chocolate chip...
    Fudge that lollipop!
    Son of a Reese's peanutbutter cup!
    That's better.

  9. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Facebook is a place;
    Where people announce their problems to the world
    but not to the person they have a problem with...
    SAVANAH2010
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    you want some advice?
    Fairytales aren't real. Haters will be haters.
    Not everyone is going to love you. People will
    always judge you. You're your own person,
    don't let anyone change you. People will try
    and push you down, but if you get back up
    with your head held high, they'll back off.
    It sounds harsh, but it's true. This world is run
    by society's expectations but you can't let that
    hurt you. Hold onto you and watch your own
    back. Be your own inspiration. Your own hero.
    You're amazing. You're beautiful. Yes, you.
    Good luck. You're strong enough.

  11. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped
    about nice things?
    Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
    give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

  12. hannahbanana15 hannahbanana15
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    I Want an older brother,
    so that way he can
    Bring over his hot friends(:

  13. fallonxoxo13 fallonxoxo13
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    i laugh at boys...
    that work at subway because THEY have to make ME a sandwitch

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Here, let me tie your shoelaces
    so you want fall for anyone else ♥
    jimmy365
    nmf/nmq just one that i really like

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    when people yell at me,
    I have to try so hard not to laugh at their angry faces.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    excuse me, miss,
    you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
    not mineeee

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    when someone tells you
    - about their problems, it doesn't always -
    mean their complaining, it means they trust you ♥

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I wish that RIP meant;
    Return If Possible ♥

  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    My main goal for 2012 is to be happy.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Doing something weird and thinking
    THIS is why I don't have a boyfriend.
    format credit: livsbestfriendryan

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