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  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    You have no idea how much
    my life has changed
    since the day i met you.


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  3. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Hearing your favorite song on the radio
    is always better than hearing it on your iPod.

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

  5. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC
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  9. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    I met a girl through my friend on facebook that should be a wittian. Our conversation over a picture:
    *Picture is of a girl jumping in a soccer game to grab the ball*
    Her: Teach me how to levitate.
    Me: ^ I don't know who you are, but you're my kind of funny.
    Her: Hi I'm Ranae and I like being awkward on elevators.
    Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Carly and escalators scare me because I feel as though they're going to eat my feet.
    Her: I wear crocs to protect my virginity.
    Me: Very smart. My face must be croc shaped.
    Her: I am a croc.
    Me: Awkward croc high five.
    Her: This escalated quickly.
    Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT ESCALATORS! They're evil, mindless creatures that eat feet.
    Can we take her in?


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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:19am UTC
    how are girls hard to understand?
    we like tacos, starbucks, cuddling, compliments, movies, naps, old disney tv shows, chocolate, yoga pants and shopping.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:40am UTC
    Social Anxiety isn't cool.
    OCD isn't cool.
    Bipolar disorder isn't cool.
    Depression isn't cool.
    Cutting isn't cool.
    Phobias aren't cool.
    Trauma isn't cool.
    Sleep disorders aren't cool.
    Eating disorders aren't cool.
    They're real things.
    They are scary.
    And pretending you have them is obnoxious and an insult.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:47am UTC
    plot twist: flow from progressive is in a relationship with jake from state farm.
    extra plot twist: their child is mayhem from allstate.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC
    how to break up with someone
    you: your ex is attractive.
    partner: which one?
    you: me.
    you: BYEEEE

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  18. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  19. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Giving Your Friend
    the
    "what the fh(u)ck is this"
    Look
    During a test.

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:50am UTC
    No one is afraid of saying
    'I love you.'
    We're just afraid of the response.

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