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  1. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    make a witty account:
    internet bills go UP;
    boredness goes DOWN;
    chances of your mother yelling at you for watching too much t.v. -
    DOWN.

  2. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    ***
    one hundred and sixty nine days
    since I fell in love with that booy..
    and it's taken me one hundred and sixty nine days
    to admit it..
    NOT MY FORMAT
    ***

  3. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    Whenever I make a quote
    about him, I always
    Put it in "friendship"
    because I have been refusing to admit to myself that I am in
    love.

    not my format.

  4. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    When you talk to me,
    it's like we're the only two people in the world; too bad you're usually talking to me about her...

  5. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 2:38am UTC
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  6. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 1:05am UTC
    Dear America,
    It's really okay, I totally understand how my marriage to the man I've loved and have been faithful to for 15 years would lessen the quality of wholesome, heterosexual marriages like Britney Spears' Vegas wedding.
    Sincerely, Love and Glitter, a Gay Man.

  7. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:13am UTC
    He hugged me goodbye today...
    I'm not gonna see him for six weeks. I was shaking violently when he hugged me, just because my whole world was holding me, and for that brief minute, nothing else on the planet could have mattered more.

  8. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:13am UTC
    ♥ I love him too much.  That's the problem.
    I would happily tell him how I feel;
    Take my own advice for once. Only thing is, if he did find out - 
    his girlfriend would have my head on a silver platter.

  9. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:11am UTC
    ♥ I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH FOR WORDS.
    She cheats. Continuously. She's killing him. I could
    be so much better for him. Today I got told they are
    the most likely to be married in four years.
    You have no idea how much pain I was in. I literally could
    not talk for the whole morning. But then I saw him, and I
    had to talk to him.
    I've been in love with him for six straight months. We used to stay up till all hours of the night, just talking. He would appear invisible and just talk to me, because I was the only one he could face at times.
    He once told me, that one day, I will find a guy that will treat me like his world. He "promised" me. I fell in love, right at that exact moment. This boy is amazing, and I know I don't deserve him, but I deserve him more than her. She treats him like sh●t.
    I love him too much.
    Today, he hugged me goodbye for the summer. My heart was racing 110mp/h, just because of the simple fact that my entire world was holding me.
    I don't know what's wrong
    with me, but I went to pull
    away. The thing is, he didn't
    let go. Now, I'm worse than
    before, and good thing I
    deleted all our old
    conversations.
    Else I would be so far gone, I
    would be catatonic.

  10. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:11am UTC
     
    They're back together.
    As of Saturday.
    I want to roll up into a ball and die.
    Because I can't seem to move on. And I love him too much to even try.
     
     
     

  11. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:10am UTC
    Why do you love him ?
    Are you fuc.king kidding me?
    he was my bestfriend, we have so much in common, we like the same stuff, I know almost everything about him, he is soo soo sweet, he's really protective, he's hilarious, he's generally a happy person, he always cheers me up, and he is just wonderful to be around. He's the one person in the SCHOOL, I can honestly say this, he is the one person in the school that I actually like, who isn't two faced, he is just one of those rare people who is so trustworthy, and he is an amazing friend, he keeps my secrets, and he lives for his friends, he values his family like nothing else, his family and friends mean the world to him, seriously, it's like we were made for each other, he doesn't see it, but we are practically the same person;
    There is a reason he was once my bestfriend.♥

  12. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:09am UTC
    >> You want the truth ?
    Well, here it is.
    - - Eventually
    First, you forget everything you learned – the dates of wars and Pythagorean theorem. You especially forget everything you didn’t really learn, but just memorised the night before. You forget the names of all but one or two of your favorite teachers; and eventually you forget those, too. You forget your junior year class schedule and where you used to sit, and your best friend’s home phone number and the lyrics to that song you must have played a million times. And eventually, but slowly, you forget your humiliations – even the ones that seemed indelible just fade away. You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not. Who went to a good college, who threw the best parties, who had the most friends – you forget all of them. Even the ones you said you loved, and the ones you actually did. They’re the last to go. And once you’ve forgotten enough, you love someone else.
    And once you've forgotten enough,
    You love someone else.

    format credit to rose12213_11
    not my quote.
    from old account

  13. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:09am UTC
    His hair is dark brown naturally, but he died it badly and now has orange zebra stripes on top.
    His hair is naturally curly, but he straightens it because he thinks it looks better.
    His eyes are the best brown.
    He's really tan.
    He's half Italian, and he hates his Nonna because she's a b●tch to his mother.
    He has the most adorable smile you would ever see.
    But he may have to get braces again because he broke his retainer in his sleep.
    He has really nice abs, and he's working on his biceps.
    He is in year nine, but should be in year eight.
    He's tall for his age.
    He's really protective of his friends, and when someone says sh●t about me, he's on it straightaway.
    His friends mean the world to him, and they're the only reason he likes school.
    He plays football because he thinks it's fun.
    He can't play any instruments.
    He used to be a real manwhore before I met him.
    He is a rebel when it comes to the school uniform.
    He has been suspended before.
    His family is everything to him.
    He's done drugs once before, but he's not proud of it and would never do it again. I'm the only one who knows.
    His girlfriend is going to be the cause of his death.
    He dies his hair regularly.
    He used to tell me everything.
    I used to know everything about him.
    He hates fakes and try-hards.
    His heart breaks really easily.
    He hates rumours, especially about him or his friends.
    He is a good fighter, but would rather not hit unless he is hit first, or the other guy is talking sh●t about him or his friends.
    He thinks Romeo and Juliet Is ridiculous, because of the plot and everyone dying.
    He is the sweetest guy you would ever have the pleasure to know.
    & If you asked if I loved him, I would lie.

    *not my format
    quote from old account.

  14. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:08am UTC
    your favorite color is purple
    you love football.
    you love your family.
    your eyes are chocolate brown.
    you have two rubber bands you wear on you left wrist everyday.
    you love being with your friends.
    when you get older, you are gonna get your family's names tattooed down your chest, along with your children's names.
    you hate when people talk about you or your friends.
    you hate school.
    you know you're hot, and you use it.
    you've been dumped by one girl, and rejected by another. your relationships last for an average six months.
    you hate people who think they're the sh●t.
    you make fun of me because I'm the only girl in our little group.
    your dying because of her.
    yeah, i know you.
    does she?
    idea credit and format credit to: xBlue_eyed_sweetiex (:
    From old account.

  15. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:06am UTC
    So yesterday,
    I was at bus lines alone with some of my best guy mates. I walked up to one of them and he says to me, "Don't come near me, I'm being chased by a madman with a water bottle, I don't want you to get wet." This guy is seventeen, I'm fourteen. "I said, I think I can risk it", so he grabs me in a bearhug and says, "Protect me !", and I said to him, "Noo, you're all wet !". he says, "No I'm noot ?" and I said, "Look down." He says to me, "Weeell, what can I say, you're just that beautiful". Right at that moment, I notice he has been watching this whole thing go down. Weell, thing is, he didn't rock up to school today. And he never misses school.
    From old account.

  16. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:05am UTC
    don't tell me who i am, because
    unless i write all my thoughts down
    on a piece of paper and hand it to you,
    you don't even know half of my life.
    From old account

  17. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:03am UTC
    If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
    A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
    Oh, okay, is all he had to say.

    From old account.

  18. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:02am UTC
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  19. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:02am UTC
    Put your seatbelt on or. .
    A monster named
    Eddie will come out
    of the forest for you
    God I love my class.
    From old account

  20. brokenbottles_openbibles brokenbottles_openbibles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 6:01am UTC
    She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens.
    She smiles when she feels like screaming and she sings when she feels like crying.
    She cries when she's happy and laughs when she is afraid.
    Her love is unconditional.
    There is only one thing wrong with her - she forgets what she is worth.

    From old account

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