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brittrox1234
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Brother:*putting on my bracelet* "this bracelet hurts"
me: beauty hurts
brother: beauty is stupid
me: I know....
*true story*

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brittrox1234
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:57pm UTC

My cat is being put down tomorow. He is my best friend and I dont know what I will do without him.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 12:45pm UTC

women belong in the kitchen
men belong in the kitchen
everyone belongs in the kitchen
the kitchen has food.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC

what if rocks are actually soft but
just tense up when we touch them?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

how are good looking guys always
friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC

duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree
Is never afraid of the branch breaking
because her trust is not on the branch
But on its own wings"
>>Always believe in yourself<<

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

do you ever
just wanna sit next to someone
and listen to everything they could possibly say
about anything ever
just because you like their face
and their voice
and their general existence?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:26pm UTC

♥Here's to the kids
who care more about music
than popularity.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i really don’t understand
how a lot of you are single
because you’re all attractive
and have good music taste
like what more do people want

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I get jealous when
Someone else has your attention. It's not even because I'm needy or insecure, but I don't want someone else to realize how amazing you are and them to steal you away from me. I just really don't want to lose you to someone else. You mean too much to me for that to happen.

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bye*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC

but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO m

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 2:13pm UTC

I see myself like a crayon, and one day you will need me to complete your picture.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Real Life Friends:
Me:
Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
nmq

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music. You think he's gone but then he comes back.
His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
*the next day*
Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
Psy: What.....what's herpes?
Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth. It fades away but then it comes right back.
Psy: That's really cool. I need to talk to this guy.
Psy: *turns to camera*
Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes. Thank you so much.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:36pm UTC

unfollowing
my blog won't make you beyonce so really theres no point
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:39pm UTC

getting
a boyfriend looks easier
in movies
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Me: Finally. The perfect quote.
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must tag at least two categories.
Me: Fineeee *tags*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: You must select a category.
Me: FINE THEN *selects category*
Me: *add quote*
Witty: Slow down there!
Me: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Me: *adds quote again*
Witty: Cool your jets!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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