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  1. LovingEmma LovingEmma
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Build a bridge and
    destroy the middle,
    so that when you try to cross,
    you fall and die.
    -KINGSLEY

  2. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Today I woke up and saw my cat trying make my converse his bed that he could barely fit in.
    ...

  3. TheeRunawaay TheeRunawaay
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    I blame Nicholas Sparks,
    for my high expectations.

  4. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    "Why are thigh gaps a thing? What are thigh gaps? Why do people want a thigh gap? My thighs are friends, they like to be close to each other."
    -Andrea Russett

  5. loganloveswitty_23 loganloveswitty_23
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    my phone just died on me
    me: dude i thought we were friends

  6. Apex_Predator Apex_Predator
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    I love wwe

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Got a new laptop.
    Absolutely fùcking hate it.

  8. NikiBabieXx NikiBabieXx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:35am UTC
    Having a tan is attractive.
    Having skin sponsered by 'Doritos' isn't.

  9. forgetmenotforever forgetmenotforever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    My Interpritation of the Great Witty War of 2013:
    I leave for like a week and when I come back eveyone's all like "Ranty rant rant blah blah war cries oh no she didn't oh yes she did girl hold my earrings words are flying quotes are getting weirder and not in a good way Steve is gone people are rocking on the floor little old ladies are shaking their fingers and I'm just over in th corner like Whhaaaaa? Holy Nutella, people, PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER!!!

  10. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:20pm UTC

    ♫ ♫

    If the music isn't loud it isn't good.

    ♫ ♫

    Format by Breeze. I just added the musical notes.

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    I'm counting on the guys
    in my year to do that bam-got-really-attractive-over-summer thing. ♥

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I only left Witty for 2 hours and I missed another Witty war. Well, now I know not to leave the internet ever again.

  13. ThatNiggahTravis ThatNiggahTravis
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:34am UTC
    Boy: Spell Me.
    Girl: M-E
    Boy: You forgot the D.
    Girl: There's no D in me?
    Boy: Not yet. c;
    Girl: Leave....

  14. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    When you really love someone,
    age, weight, distance, height..
    is just a damn number.

  15. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:37am UTC
    http://livetyping.com/861743

  16. NikiBabieXx NikiBabieXx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    How can someone who looks so gorgous, be such a f**king pr!ck !!!' #Justinbieber

  17. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    me: *not religious*
    me: oh my god
    me: praise the lord
    me: thank god me: oh dear lord
    me: jesus christ
    me: good god

  18. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    Me: *puts on war paint*
    Me: *expresses opinion*

  19. Veronica Smith* Veronica Smith*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    According to the Bible, all of mankind of descended from 1 man and 1 woman...
    WHO HAD TWO SONS.
    THINK ABOUT THAT, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.
    tumblr.com

  20. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:24am UTC
    In English class;
    *these guys near me eating fantails, which have trivia on the wrapper*
    Nick: Guess who this is
    Ash: Sure, go
    Nick: A successful male actor. Started off in the disney file High School-
    Ash: *shouts* ZAC EFRON!
    Teacher: Well done Ash...

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