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 Hey! I'm brittany. I'm 17 years old. I love tupac and derrick rose. I love to talk about old school rap or just music in general. I also love to talk about basketball as well :) I'm clearly still working on my page... 

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1. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   What 's that thing called when
   YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU BACK? OH YEAH, IMAGINATION.
   NMQ
   
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2. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   I hate when couples have a little fight
   and they change their status to "single". I fight with my parents and don't change my status to "orphan."
   
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3. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   waking up at 5 AM: i'm going to kill all of you
   staying up till 5 AM: hahahahshfhHAHHAHAHSHFGHHA
   
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4. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   Your nuts! I like it.
   This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.
   
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5. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   People who want long eyelashes: Girls
   People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys
   
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6. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is
   the probabiliry his moms name is leslie
   history test: the american cival war ended in 1865, explain how this had
   a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
   literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as
   an apple"
   physics test: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the
   Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating
   pancakes at the speed of light.
   
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7. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   Mom: what are you laughing at?
   Me: the internet
   Mom: can i see?
   Me: no
   
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8. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   Me: I'll do it at 7PM
   Time: 7:02PM
   Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
   
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9. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Hot guy: You're pretty
   Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
   
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10. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Three words. Eight letters. Say it & I'm yours.
    I GOT FOOD
    
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12. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:22am UTC
    On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
    69.
    
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13. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Procrasinator?
    No. I save all of my homework until the
    last minute because then I'll be older,
    therefore, more wise.
    
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14. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC
    HEY, I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY WITTY SO FOLLOW ME MAYBE
    
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15. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Friend: How I find you on Witty?
    Me: You don't.
    
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16. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Lazy rule:
    If it's not on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist .
    
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17. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    America to China:
    "Can I pay you in trident layers?"
    
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18. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    I'm not fat,
    MY STOMACH IS 3D
    
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19. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Save trees,
    don't give us homework.
    
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20. briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Parent:
    Are you talking back to me?
    Kid:
    Well, yeah, that's how communication works.
    @thatssomeee
    
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