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audreyann
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

friends:you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah, yes, let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 9:34pm UTC

how many parents does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
none.
they would rather b/tch about why their kids haven't done it yet.

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:59am UTC

Dear Katy Perry,
Thanks for understanding my feelings.
Sincerely, plastic bag.
nmq

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:34pm UTC

In one hand, I need to lose weight.
In the other hand, I have a doughnut.

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Anybody else's hopes get really high when witty overestimates the amount of faves?

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:04am UTC

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
nmq

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randi*
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 9:49pm UTC

"yolo" he whispered as he deleted his mom off facebook

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Harry: Checkmate.
Ron: Period!
Hermione: I thought your phrase was "Bloody hell?"
Ron: Same thing.
Hermione: :o

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 5:38am UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #61
Louis refuses to sit with the boys on trips because their too noisy & like to mess with him. One time they shaved off all his leg hair, and another they called Eleanor & told her that Louis thought his butt was bigger than hers.
❤
ohmigod >.<

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Nothing messes up your Friday
like realizing it's only tuesday.

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:12am UTC

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Sincerely, curious.
nmq

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:37am UTC

Dear 11:11,
You owe me six ponies, thirteen Hogwarts acceptance letters, four kisses from that one guy in my study hall, and twenty-three dates with the cute guy in my math class that I like. I do not accept coupons.
Sincerely, impatient.

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superfish12
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:55pm UTC

me: Hey i just met you-
stranger: *walks away*
me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
nmf/q

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souryellowlemons
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC

has anyone ever noticed that katniss didnt pee for the whole hunger games.
that girl must have a pretty damn good bladder

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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Me: So..you come here often?
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson: You kidnapped me and brought me here and--wait are we in a cave

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