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Member Since: 3 Jan 2013 03:23pm

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Birthday: April 21

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 344879

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Hello. My name is Sarah. I hail from the land of obesity and psychopaths. My hobbies include the Internet, writing, video chatting my bestie (asianmayonnaise), and admiring my dog's extreme levels of cuteness. I am absolutely in love with Pretty Little Liars. My heart feeds off of the romance between Ezra and Aria, jus' sayin'. I enjoy dirty jokes and humorous phobias, and I'll watch any movie or TV show that includes Lucy Hale. If I were forced to sum myself up in two words, I'd choose 'painfully awkward.' I'm not an 'awkward penguin' or an 'awkward potato,' just an awkward human being with no social life whatsoever. I love Panic! At The Disco, Maroon 5, Cascada, and P!nk. Right now my favorite song has no meaning whatsoever, I just like the beat - 'Die Young' by Ke$ha (which is strange, since I barely listen to Ke$ha). Oh, and I like dolphins. Kbye.

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bleufurre
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January 30, 2013 3:40pm UTC

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity."
-Megan Fox

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January 30, 2013 3:20pm UTC

I hate it when people put hearts after EVERYTHING. Like, "In the bathroom.♥" NO. That was not loving. What do you love about that statement? Why is there a need for a heart? If you put hearts after everything I will judge you.

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January 29, 2013 3:34pm UTC

look for the girl with the broken smile
ask her if she wants to stay a while

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January 28, 2013 8:03pm UTC

i find it extremely annoying when someone posts a picture on facebook saying they think they look ugly just for compliments. if you look so ugly in it, why would you post it in the first place?

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January 28, 2013 8:00pm UTC

sometimes i like to fill my bath tub with tomato sauce and pretend to be a meatball

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January 28, 2013 7:57pm UTC

i hate it when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me

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January 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC

*watching Kingsley*
Question: Do your milkshakes bring the boys to the yard?
Kingsley: Girl, with my milkshakes, the boys never leave!

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January 28, 2013 7:48pm UTC

no being socially awkward is not not having popular friends. being socially awkward is when you're afraid of social events and you physically cannot make friends. so unless you fit under that definition, don't call yourself socially awkward. i will judge you from afar.

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January 28, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I hate it when people are like, "My crush doesn't like me. Guess I'm forever alone for the rest of my life." Like, unless you're 30, that's highly unlikely. Most of the time you people are like 13-15. It's not cute.

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January 27, 2013 1:44pm UTC

*looking through yearbooks*
Friend: I kinda miss our old math teacher.
Me:
Friend:
Me: No you don't.
Me: *picks up yearbook*
Me: LOOK AT HIM. THINK ABOUT ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING HE PUT YOU THROUGH.
Me: LOOK HIM IN THE EYE!

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January 26, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Directioners: One Direction's totally unoriginal songs inspire me!
Me: You inspire my inner serial killer! :)

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posted a quote
January 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC

how to write an essay:
1. open microsoft word
2. sob

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January 26, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Please tell me I'm not the only one whose family barges in on while i'm in the bathroom.

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January 23, 2013 4:17pm UTC

"I'm not a lady of the night," said the 12 year old girl who "got it on" with her boyfriend.

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January 23, 2013 4:11pm UTC

No offense to those of you who do this, but I'm really annoyed
by people who write stories with horrible grammar and like 4 sentences
per chapter, being all like "hi ya'all I'm 14 and I'm lke super popular and I like
a guy and stuff but he doesn't like me back so I'm going to get him to like me
ok ok." Come on man, I learned the proper story format when I was in 5th grade.

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January 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Friend: *complains about something*
Me: I feel ya.
Friend: Ew, why would you feel me?

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January 9, 2013 5:01pm UTC

ATTENTION ALL WITTIANS:
asianmayonnaise is a piece of soiled diapers. she likes to poop all over obese elephants and express her opinion to hairy apes. sometimes, she crawls under her bed and pretends to be a carrot. and during her free time she breeds tomato children and tells everyone how ugly they are. she cannot be trusted. she is a tree with baby kangaroos growing on her.
that is all.

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January 9, 2013 4:57pm UTC

My pillow is by far the most creative hair stylist.

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January 9, 2013 4:26pm UTC

my level of sarcasm is to a point where i don't even know if i'm kidding or not

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January 9, 2013 4:15pm UTC

That sad moment when you add a hilarious quote that you think is going to end up getting like 14000 faves and then it gets 2.

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