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ATTENTION ALL WITTIANS:
asianmayonnaise is a piece of soiled diapers. she likes to poop all over obese elephants and express her opinion to hairy apes. sometimes, she crawls under her bed and pretends to be a carrot. and during her free time she breeds tomato children and tells everyone how ugly they are. she cannot be trusted. she is a tree with baby kangaroos growing on her.
that is all.

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