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1. bjamesdean19315
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   November 8, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   When I saw you I fell in love,
   and you smiled because you knew
   
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2. bjamesdean19315
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   July 31, 2012 10:12pm UTC
   Since it's the thought that counts, I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise
   
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3. bjamesdean19315
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   June 28, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   I miss when the only pain I went through was when I stepped on a Lego
   
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4. bjamesdean19315
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   June 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Who else is counting down the days until Magic Mike comes out? ;)
   
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5. bjamesdean19315
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   May 31, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   Admit it.
   We have all peed in the water when using the bathroom seemed too complicated while wearing a bathing suit
   
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6. bjamesdean19315
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   May 31, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   Photoshop
   creating lies since 1990
   
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7. bjamesdean19315
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   May 31, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   Did you know?
   Everytime you get a sunburn, you also get more freckles?
   
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8. bjamesdean19315
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   May 30, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   Jimmy Neutron taught me more than all my science teachers combined
   
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9. bjamesdean19315
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   May 28, 2012 1:07pm UTC
   While you are at home enjoying this day, remember the ones who allowed you to
   They are 6 ft under now but once upon a time they were protecting our future
   These people sacrificed their lives for you
   On this day remember the men and women who died for us. Thank You
   
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10. bjamesdean19315
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    May 25, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Life doesn't have a remote, get up and change it yourself
    
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11. bjamesdean19315
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    May 3, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
    
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12. bjamesdean19315
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    May 2, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Basorexia
    A strong craving or hunger for kissing
    
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13. bjamesdean19315
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    May 2, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    *When my mom tries to tell me what to do*
    Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
    -tumblr
    
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14. bjamesdean19315
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    April 29, 2012 9:07am UTC
    When winter comes in summer
    when there's no more forever
    when lies become the truth
    That's when I'll stop loving you
    
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15. bjamesdean19315
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    April 25, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Why do I always fall for jerks?
    When will I find a guy that proves to me they aren't all like that?
    
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16. bjamesdean19315
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    April 20, 2012 11:52am UTC
    I like poetry
    long walks on the beach
    and poking dead things with a stick
    
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17. bjamesdean19315
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    April 16, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    The only thing I don't like about Spring Break is not being able to see you...
    
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18. bjamesdean19315
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    April 6, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    He breathed the same air I did,
    This is getting serious
    
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19. bjamesdean19315
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    March 30, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Admit it.
    You're day automatically sucks when you realize he isn't in school
    
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20. bjamesdean19315
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    March 28, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Can I have your tots?
    -Napoleon Dynamite
    
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