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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:04pm UTC
    technically any zoo is a
    petting zoo if you're not a pcssy

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

  3. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:37am UTC
    "Oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but I won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how I feel anyway

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 5:34pm UTC
    Do what you did in the beginning of a relationship and there won't be an end.

  5. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    I'm the nicest rude person
    you'll ever meet, i don't give a dàmn about
    anything but at the same time
    i care about a lot, i hate people but i
    DEVELOP CRUSHES EASILY, I HATE
    myself but at the same time
    I'M COMPLETELY FABULOUS
    Please don't remove this!

  6. WhoAmI123 WhoAmI123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    Your smile lights up the darkest places

  7. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 10:41am UTC
    I wanna love you, forever I do,
    I wanna spend all my days with you
    I'll carry your burdens & be the wind at your back.
    I wanna spend my forever - forever like that.
    Please don't remove this!

  8. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 9:00am UTC
    Everybody hurts every once in a while
    And everybody loses sleep with a broken heart
    Good things come and go but kid you'll learn how to cope
    When something feels right, be ready to let it go

  9. helloitslexi helloitslexi
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 12:45am UTC
    Because sometimes people do actually feel that way. Sometimes your life feels like it's caving in on you. Sometimes people really do feel like they don't want to exist, like they just want to curl up into a ball, and go into that place between life and death. Saying "I don't want to exist" isn't saying "I want to die". It's simply saying "I wish that, for the time being; I could go somewhere and not have to feel". I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And if you don't know how it feels to feel this way, then you have no place to judge anyone who does.

  10. amanda_schatz amanda_schatz
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 8:14pm UTC
    Maybe if school was more about the love of knowledge rather than the fear of failure, this world would be a very different place.

  11. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    I found that making people fall in love with me is easy, but making them stay in love is still a challenge.

  12. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. JordanReneee JordanReneee
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Im not one of those clingy girls. i wont text you first everyday. Come up & talk to me or we wont talk. If you short answer me i simply wont reply. If you attempt to distance yourself from me, i will push you away faster than you can say "dont go". Compare me to other girls & you can be HERS. Act like you want to be with me or you can be without. Maybe im not worth the effort, but maybe i am. But one thing is F O R S U R E. . i was just fine before you came into my life. So i will be perfectly okay when you decide to walk out. ✌

  14. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
    guy in my class: you ok?

  15. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Life Hacks. From iFunny,
    #001
    A handicapped parking
    spot needs a sign to be valid.
    If it just has a wheelchair
    painted on the ground, you
    can legally park there.
    #002
    Running low on battery?
    Put your phone on airplane
    mode and it'll charge much
    faster.
    #003
    Fold your receipt around the
    gift card to always
    know the balance.
    #004
    If you want to download
    a YouTube video, just add "ss"
    to the URL between www.
    and YouTube.
    #005
    Use a spring from an old
    pen to keep your charger from
    bending or breaking.
    #006
    Have a good twenty minute work
    out in the morning. Then you
    can be lazy for the rest of the day
    without feeling guilty.
    #007
    Mixing alcohol with diet
    coke will get you more drunk
    than mixing it with
    regular coke.
    #008
    Tell people to pick a number
    between 12 and 5, 95% of
    people choose seven (because
    they automatically subtract it).
    #009
    Make a password into a goal
    of yours so you constantly have
    to be reminded of it.
    #010
    Sugar can cure a burnt
    tongue.
    #011
    When a friend is venting
    to you, sometimes it's better
    to stay silent instead of
    trying to give advice.
    #012
    Putting your phone on airplane
    mode will stop ads while
    playing games.
    #013
    Mosquito bite? Press a hot
    spoon onto the spot. The heat
    will destroy the reaction and
    the itching will stop.
    #014
    Need some free WiFi? The
    best places to go are Panera,
    McDonalds, Apple Store, Office
    Depot, Staples, and Courtyard
    Marriott.
    #015
    Have left over coffee from
    this morning? Make coffee ice
    cubes. Can be used to cool iced
    coffee without diluting it.
    #016
    If the taxi driver asks if
    you're "from around here,"
    lie and say yes- sometimes they
    drive farther (driving up the
    price) for tourists.
    #017
    Going to a bar? Start by
    giving the bartender a $20 tip.
    You'll get amazing service the
    rest of the night.
    #018
    If you ever get caught sleeping
    on the job or in school, slowly
    raise your head and say "In
    Jesus' name, amen."
    #019
    Wrinkly shirt? Throw it in
    the dryer with a few ice cubes
    for 5 minutes. Wrinkles gone.
    #020
    If you pay $65, you can register
    your dog as an "Emotional
    Support Animal" & it'll be illegal
    for landlords to refuse to
    rent to you.
    #021
    If you chew gum when you
    study a subject and then chew
    the same flavor when you
    take the test it can help
    you remember.
    #022
    On 7/11, 7-Eleven gives
    out free slurpees in honor
    of it.
    #023
    Put pancake mix in a Ketchup
    bottle for a clean no-mess
    experience.
    #024
    If you bought something
    on Amazon and the price goes
    down within 30 days you can
    e-mail them and they will
    send you the difference.
    #025
    A cure for headaches: Take a
    lime, cut it in half, and rub it on
    your forehead. The throbbing
    should go away.
    #026
    If you ever go to a zoo,
    wear the same colors as the
    employees do. The animals will
    come right up to you instead
    of backing away.
    #027
    You can turn an old CD spindle
    into a unique bagel holder.
    #028
    Don't want to be embarrassed
    when buying something? Buy
    a birthday card with it.
    #029
    Feeling ugly? Go sit in
    Wal-Mart for 2 hours. You will
    feel a lot better.
    #030
    On www.Supercook.com
    you just enter what ingredients
    you have and it tells you what
    meals you have and how
    to make them.
    #031
    If a disk is skipping, rub
    a banana over it to seal the
    scratches. Remember to wipe
    it off before you stick it
    back in.
    #032
    Need to tell a believable lie?
    Include an embarrassing detail,
    nobody doubts a story that
    makes you look dumb.
    #033
    If you ever get trapped
    underwater in your car, use
    your carseat headrest to
    break the window.
    #034
    If someone presses all of
    the buttons on the elevator, you
    can avoid stopping on each floor
    by pressing each button
    again twice.
    #035
    Getting nauseous from reading
    in the car? Tilt your head side
    to side and it'll go away.
    #036
    In areas with lots of stoplights,
    going exactly the speed
    limit will help you hit
    more green lights.
    #037
    You can heal paper
    cuts and immediately stop the
    pain with chapstick.
    #038
    When ordering coffee, ask
    for a medium in a large cup.
    They'll likely accidentally over
    fill it and you'll get a cheap
    large coffee.
    #039
    If you mess up a voicemail
    to someone, press "#" to erase
    and re-record.
    #040
    When someone new is
    hanging out with you and your
    friends, call your friends by their
    names so the new person has a
    chance to memorize them.
    #041
    Want to park somewhere
    you're not allowed to park?
    Keep the envelope from a
    parking ticket and put it under
    your windshield wipers.
    #042
    If you have a tough decision
    flip a coin, not to decide for
    you, but you'll realize what you
    really want when it's in the air.
    #043
    Lick your wrist and smell
    it. This is what your breath
    smells like to others.
    #044
    If you accidentally close a
    tab, close+shift+t reopens it.
    #045
    If you ever get kidnapped
    and they tie your hands together
    and put tape over your mouth,
    lick the tape until it falls off.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    the worst thing is watching someone drown,
    and not being able to convince them that they can save themselves by just standing up.

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Your mom's name is mom.
    My mom's name is mom.
    dude don’t freak out but I think we’re related

  18. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
    “ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
    “ And blonde hair. ” she added
    “ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
    “ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
    “ He needs to be strong ”
    “ And popular ”
    She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
    No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
    Then came along a boy.
    He was not tanned.
    He didn't have blonde hair.
    He was no where near 6 foot.
    He had never really played football in his life.
    He was not strong.
    He was not popular.
    but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
    She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
    After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
    Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

  19. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I think its ironic how when you get out of a
    relatiponship, they start
    talking to the person they claimed
    they had nothing
    to do with.
    😐

  20. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:08am UTC
    when somebody who's generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing
    then it's probably because they're fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shllit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologize instead of saying they have a short temper or they're too dramatic.

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