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JustWaiting
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June 14, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers,
If you do find one, what's your plan?

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Can you imagine...
30 years from now and What Makes You Beautiful comes on MTVs Greatest Hits?
You're sitting there, when you hear the start of the song...
You see Liam...
It all comes flooding back to you...
The late nights, the concerts, the constant fangirling, crying over not getting tickets, all the amazing people you met... ...
Then you think "Our boys made history."
And then I'll be like,
"HONEY COME HERE, YOU'RE ON TV."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 14, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"People wondered why we introduced
Ourselves as Liam, Niall, Harry, and Louis.
It's because we are not One Direction
Without Zayn."
-Liam Payne

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kyotokitten
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June 14, 2012 11:51am UTC

Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught.
It's like Facebook but in real life.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC

"I have a big bum,
So I think I would have big boobs as well."
-Louis Tomlinson

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peeta07
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC

good bye text books, hello texting
good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
good bye being pale, hello being tan
good bye drama, hello best friends
good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
good bye class rooms, hello beach
good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
good bye home work, hello fun
good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

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Kate*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC

It Has Come To The Point,
that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 10:50pm UTC

"We are ourselves.
People enjoy what we do
Because we don't hide anything."
-Liam Payne

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all_you_need_is_love14
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:31pm UTC

BravoSierra's format (=
[ Things we've all done #7 ]
pushed on a door that said "pull"
should I continue?

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yay4yana
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Harry
once switched microphones with Niall
because manegment gave Niall a
lower volumed one

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The_Drama_Girl
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June 13, 2012 6:11pm UTC

One Direction flirting:
Niall: wassup babe. wanna go chill out and eat some nandos or what
Zayn: I see you and I are equally hot, which is pretty hard to achieve cause i'm too hot
Louis: hello, babe, wanna go to the movies? we will SMASH it in the movie theatre
Harry: erm...hmm...so basically...you're hum...kinda...hot, we..uhm.. will get..erm..along well
Liam: Hey there fair lady, would you care to go out for a drink? By drink I mean orange juice, and may I say, you are stunning...Omg, did that offend you? Was I too far? I'm so sorry, for disturbing you. I'm just gonna go now

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Jakeiswitty
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Hey wanna come over and hang?
Sorry man. I got grounded so I can't
What did u do?
I got in a fight with my mom and she yelled "Son of a b/itch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM."
Good going bro.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Drake and Josh are 26.
Feeling OLD yet?

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Stupid conversations make sense
when you are talking to someone special.

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Pagalicious
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:09pm UTC

*Headphones in*
Me: I wanna stay up all night.
Mom: Sorry you have school tomorow.
Me: And do it all with youuuu.
Mom: Excuse me?!
*Headphones out*
Me: What.

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