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Onism*
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November 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Once, in school, we had a fancy dress day and this one girl came with a green diamond stuck to her head like a sim and to this day, I still can't decide if that was a great costume or the worst.

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BravoSierra
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August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC

Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

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xxokiraxxo
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August 9, 2012 9:56pm UTC

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CharlAldisx
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August 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Today I tried to prank
Call Dominos Pizza
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
MADE. MY. LIFE.

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Julielool
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August 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC

If you can make me laugh,you're automatically more Attractive to me.

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maddiesmith2313
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August 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC

*just shaved my legs*
Me: woo! my legs are soo smooth!
*next morning, feels legs*
Me: I sware im a gorilla...

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FullOfRegrets

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August 9, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder

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sammy*
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August 9, 2012 7:26pm UTC

l♥ve is louder than
any words

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鲁汉 ♡*
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August 9, 2012 8:14pm UTC

"Once I was dreaming that spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was just Niall wanting me to make him breakfast."
- Louis
♥
Who do you guys ship me with? (:
http://i46.tinypic.com/25s556o.jpg ♥

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xTheHungerGamesx
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August 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Big Bang Theory:
Leonard: Once you open the box it loses its value
Penny: Yeah, my mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity

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Monicaforeverbrokenn
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August 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

it's cute when a good girl falls for a bad boy, but it's way more cute when
when a bad boy falls for a good girl<<<
[♥]

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LifesMyMuse
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August 2, 2012 9:08pm UTC

A penny for my thought?
Oh no, I sell em' for a dollar.
They're worth so much more
After I'm a gonner
Maybe then you'll hear the words I've been saying
funny when you're dead how people start listening...

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christymt
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August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Twinkle twinkle patrick star, I made myself a sandwich, my mommy named it Fred, it taste like beans and bacon. It smelled like it's been dead, writing's hard, so I have to use a pointy pencil pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point, P.U what's that horrible smell *DRUM SOLO!*
I have a head, it ends in a point, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoli!!!
Fave if you remember this(:
v ♦ v
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alwaysdreambigx
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August 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

“Whenever I’m sad, I just imagine babies with moustaches.”
- Liam Payne
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Meany23
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August 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC

If you live life without giving an "f",
then you're living a
li[]e.
♥

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xteamnialler
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August 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: When it's cold outside I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon

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SmilingPineapple
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August 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC

When you warn your friends about how horrible your family is and then your family play perfect, charming, lovely hosts and you end up looking like a complete idiot...
only me?

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xXCherryBabeXx
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August 1, 2012 6:14pm UTC

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