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abigail215268
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February 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC

when your mom thinks you have an attitude but all you did was answer her question...

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yourcool
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February 19, 2012 4:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the garbage goes out more than you.

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jimmy365
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February 19, 2012 9:51pm UTC

How high are you?
5'11"

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BravoSierra
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February 19, 2012 2:55pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Wow Dora.
It only took you ten years to turn seven.

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nikkiparentrox
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February 19, 2012 10:33am UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Metally dating my crush
He looked at me in the hallway today
it's getting pretty serious.

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soccerloverx03x
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February 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Who else wonders why
phineas and ferb's mom buys grocerys' everyday?

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

It's that feeling you get when
you start thinking that
Nobody wants you
Nobody needs you
Nobody loves you.

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QuQu101
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February 19, 2012 10:27am UTC

Wife: *sees husband on phone* Who is this?
Husband: It's Jake from State Farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?
Jake: Uh, khakis?
Wife: She sounds hideous.
Husband: Well she's a guy, so.

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CodyNerd
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February 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC

‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
Spongebob&Patrick See You

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:30pm UTC

We all know a girl
That is obsessed with horses.
nmq.nmf!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Tdonahue12
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February 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Adele might be able to set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make a fire underwater♥
format by grayclouds28

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iluhyoux
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February 14, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Lol.. This made me laugh.
That's it we are through. I'm sick of you always bailing on me to play with your stupid friends on xbox. i'm coming over there and I'm gonna f*cking break it.
Why the xbox? Because it gave me more pleasure then you ever could? Dumb B*TCH.
Hi this is her dad, and from the looks of it i'd take you and your xbox and get the hell out of there.
Why?
Cause' she just left with a hammer and a baseball bat.
Better run.
nmq

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becca5
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February 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC

today is valentimes day I'm
getting my lips all ready
cause it's hard to take big bites of food with chapped lips.

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mayday
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February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I think my iPhone is broken,
I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LookAtMeNow01
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February 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC

TEXTS #90
Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.
Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"

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RileyLuvsYou
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February 10, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Its raining cats and dogs out there!
I know. I just stepped in a poodle.

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hermione23katniss
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February 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

O W D
Obessive Witty Disorder
Who else has it besides me?

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lines
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December 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

PLEASE HELP ME!
I'M DOING A RESEARCH PROJECT
AGAINST BULLYING
WE NEED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST IT
PLEASE PLEASE FAVE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!!!!
This will appear on my research please help:(!

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