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  1. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 9:23am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #10
    DO YOU NEED A BAND-AID, ' CAUSE
    FALLING FROM HEAVEN HURTS!!!!!?

  2. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 9:17am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #9
    If you were a burger at McDonalds,
    you'd be a
    *McGorgeous*

  3. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 9:13am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #8
    So......
    Ur a girl huh???

  4. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 9:10am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines # 7
    Milk does a body good, but,
    darn!
    How much do you drink?

  5. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 9:06am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #6
    Baby, did you fart?
    Cause you just blew me away!!

  6. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #5
    My pick up line is " slow down sugar
    because i'm a diabetic! "
    -Nick Jonas

  7. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 10:24am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #4
    Girl: Do you have a Band-Aid?
    Boy: No, why?
    Girl: Because i think i scraped my knee
    when i fell for you. <3 <3

  8. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 10:12am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #3
    Did the sun just come out?
    Or did you just smile at me?

  9. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 9:56am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #2
    ( CHEESY PICK UP LINE)
    One cheese said to the other....
    " Why prov-alone, when we can be prov- together, baby?"

  10. badpickuplines_ badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 9:49am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #1
    I dont have a library card.......
    but can i check you out?
    -starting a series

:)

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