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badpickuplines_

1. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:32am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #30
   If i had a nickel for every time i saw a girl as
   beautiful as you, i'd have
   5 cents.
   
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2. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:29am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #29
   You look familiar. Have i seen you before?
   oh yeah! i remember...
   YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND!!
   
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3. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:26am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #28
   Boy: I cant decide.
   Girl: On what?
   Boy: if you are amazingly wonderful, or
   wonderfully amazing.
   
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4. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:24am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #27
   If you asked how much times you ran thru my mind,
   i'd say once, 'cause babe,
   you never left it.
   
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5. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:22am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #26
   Some thing is wrong with my cell phone. OH!
   Thats right, your numbers not in it...!
   
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6. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:19am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #25
   Excuse me, i lost my number.
   Can i borrow yours?
   
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7. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:18am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #24
   Did you swallow a magnet? 'cause i just cant
   pull away.
   
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8. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:17am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #23
   If i bit my lip would you kiss it better?
   
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9. badpickuplines_
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2009 10:13am UTC
   Bad Pick Up Lines #22
   There arent enough O's in the word "smooth"
   to describe how smooth you are
   
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10. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:08am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #21
    are you from tennessee ?
    cause ur the only ten i see
    
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11. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:07am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #20
    you better know CPR because i think
    you just took my breath away
    
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12. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:05am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #19
    if you were a booger,i'd pick you
    1st
    
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13. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 10:02am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #18
    come live in my heart, pay no rent
    
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14. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 10:06am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #17
    Can i have a map? 'Cause i just keep
    getting lost in your eyes...
    
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15. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 9:58am UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #16
    You must be tired, you've been
    running thru my head all night..!
    
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16. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #15
    Do you eat alot of Lucky Charms?
    Because you look magically delicious.
    
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17. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #14
    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you
    just swept me off my feet.
    
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18. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #13
    You must be a parking ticket,
    'cause you got fine
    written all over you.
    
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19. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 7:35pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #12
    Are you a light switch? 'Cause,
    baby, you turn me on.
    
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20. badpickuplines_
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #11
    I was blinded by ur beauty,
    so i need ur name and number for
    insurance reasons.
    
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