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mlsunny
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC

36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:

1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
23. We give really good advice
24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
28. And our wallets have a place for change.
29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Dora has more freedom at 6
than I do at 18...

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC

PERSON: "GO TO HELL!"
ME: "YEAH, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.
MAYBE WE'LL HAVE COFFEE OF SOMETHING."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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kaywee27
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Heroes don't wear
Capes, colorful suits, or underwear over their tights.
They wear camouflage, dog tags, and combat boots.

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idance
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC

Things will get easier,
peoples minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
-Ellen.♥

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you_and_me_f0rever
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 9:29pm UTC

Rest In Peace Ryan.
Eight years ago, my brother, Ryan, died in a car accident. The driver of the car that hit him was drunk. Ryan died instantly, while the drunk driver lived. Ryan was 17 & had just gotten his liscense. My brother was driving home from his friends house to come see me on my birthday. Yes, he died on my birthday. Today should have been his 25th birthday. Ryan, even though you weren't here, mom & Kayla made you a cake & we had it with dinner to celebrate. It was chocolate (your favorite) & the icing was blue (your favorite color). It was hard to celebrate your birthday when you weren't even there, but I always kept imagining you there & how happy you would have been to see the cake. Ryan, nothing's the same anymore. Our family isn't the same. We all miss you so much. I just hope everything's okay up there, Ry. I hope your watching over me everyday & making sure I make the right choices about everything in life. I know you will always be with me, even if I can't see you. I love you so much, Ry, & you will always be my big brother. Witty, just for his birthday, can we get 100 faves? IF YOUR STILL READING THIS, I LOVE YOU.
He had a smile that could light up a room ♥

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karmasaleen
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 8:07pm UTC

You are what you eat ?
Well that' s awkward
Because your a dick
♥

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kara008
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 9:06pm UTC

to all the girls who die for a "zero figure,"remember, real men go for curves; only dogs go for bones.

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 7:37pm UTC

There are two sides to every story.
Wrong. There are three sides. One person's side, the other person's side, and then the TRUTH.

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FLABO1
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 6:14pm UTC

I said a prayer to god ...
I told him to protect me from my enemies
and the next day ... I lost all of my friends
Fave if you get it
♥

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imperfectxox
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 8:21pm UTC

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idance
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC

Pretty words
are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.
-Khloe Kardashian. ♥

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iamv98
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Best Poem Ever:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
He's for me
Not for you
By a Chance
You take my place
I'll take my fist
And smash your face.

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Cherrycherryb00mb00m
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Thank you for accepting me, even though
I ' m p a i n f u l l y
a w k w a r d .

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 12:08pm UTC

w h e n i t c o m e s t o q u o t e s ,
marilyn monroe was a genius.♥
"a wise girl -
kisses but doesn't love,
l i s t e n s but doesn't believe.
and leaves before
she.is.L E F T."
♥
nmq/nmf

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anitahammyG
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 10:42am UTC

.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
did you actually think
id cry over you?
i told you i loved you,
you believed it was true,
well guess what baby?
you got played too.
.

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kayybeee18
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 3:27pm UTC

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 2:30pm UTC

The rain falls because the SKY
can no longer handle its
heavyness.
Just like 'tears'
They fall because the
heart can no longer handle the
Pain.
♥
format credit to EmotionalTrickery

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edwardculen4life
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 8:02pm UTC

If one day you realize i haven't talked to you in a while it's not because i don't care its cause you pushed me away and left me there.
- The notebook. ♥

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