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awkwardseaturtle

1. awkwardseaturtle
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:50pm UTC
   pressing shuffle 1,00 times.
   ♥
   
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2. WeirdKid.*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   *gets down on one knee*
   Will you go away?
   
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3. Shorty_Helps
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   Lets prove to witty that you don't need a PRETTY quote to get alot of faves.
   Watch this witty.
   (now please don't let me embarrass myself!)
   
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4. captainsassy
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC
   Me: I’m so tired I could eat a horse
   Friend: I identify as a horse and this offends me
   Me: I identify as offends and this horses me
   Friend: I offend horses, identify me
   Other friend: I think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
   
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5. Harryswife43vr
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
   That sad Moment when...
   Danielle Peazer,
   Aready has a new boyfriend. </3
   
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6. Harryswife43vr
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:46pm UTC
   cafuné
   (v.) running your fingers through your
   lover's hair.
   
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7. yourcool
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC
   I'm Agnostic.
   We all have different opinions.
   We all have different values.
   We all have different lives.
   We all have different reasons.
   We all have different beliefs.
   I respect your views.
   Can you respect mine?
   
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