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Me: I’m so tired I could eat a horse
Friend: I identify as a horse and this offends me
Me: I identify as offends and this horses me
Friend: I offend horses, identify me
Other friend: I think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

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Me: I’m so tired I could eat a horse Friend: I identify

29 faves · 1 comments · Apr 21, 2013 3:48pm

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Zoeasaurus · 1 decade ago
idk why i laughed so hard at this its just so random idk
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