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1. ashlieluvsjb
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 11:47am UTC
   I AM THE BOX GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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2. ashlieluvsjb
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   November 23, 2012 11:33am UTC
   The awkward looks you get from relatives,
   when you ask for a Weasley sweater for Christmas.
   
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3. ashlieluvsjb
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   August 4, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   Josh: Hey I just met you.
   Josh: And this is crazy.
   Josh: But my dad just married your mom.
   Josh: SO HUG ME BROTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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4. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 23, 2012 10:41am UTC
   Witty has become even worse than facebook with all the hate and drama. What happened to the loving suportive family that was here not even a year ago? I know I'm not the only one on here who comes on looking for support or to put a smile on my face when things are rough so why are we all hating on eachother. Love is love, there a band, as much as you think other wise and I much as I love one direction 3 years from now there will be somthing new, and why would you fight over a hazelnut spread?
   
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5. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 22, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Blonds might be pretty, redheads might be smart, But it takes a true brunette to win any guys heart.
   
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6. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 22, 2012 2:41pm UTC
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7. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 20, 2012 7:34pm UTC
   My Nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.
   
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8. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 20, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   Finding Nemo 2
   Because losing your kid only once is just too mainstream...
   
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9. ashlieluvsjb
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   July 3, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   T h e r e w a s a q u o t e o n h e r e I h a v e n ' t s e e n b e f o r e
   m a d e m y d a y!!
   could you go here? http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=29656
   
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10. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    L a r r y P l a t e w a s n ' t k i d d i n g
    w h e n h e m a d e t h a t s o n g u p.
    y o u r e a l l y n e e d t o g e t y o u r
    p a n t s o f f t h e g r o u n d!
    
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11. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I'm starting
    to get the
    feeling that
    Mrs. Hayfer
    hates Drake
    f r o m D r a k e an n J o s h
    
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12. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    It took too long it took to long it took to long for you to call me back, and normally I would just forget that, exept for the fact it was my birthday, my stupid birthday.
    Remember this song?
    
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13. ashlieluvsjb
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    June 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Guys with large hands
    
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14. ashlieluvsjb
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    June 18, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    That one kid who doesn't listen and falls backwards from leaning back on their chair in school...
    
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15. ashlieluvsjb
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    June 18, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    *Song comes on the radio*
    mumble mumble mumble
    SCREAM THE CHORUS!!!!!
    mumble mumble mumble
    
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16. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    First time your change for gym
    e v e r y o n e h i d e s i n t h e s h o w e r s
    3 years later
    y o u r s h i r t s o f f b e f o r e y o u r a l l t h e w a y t h r o u g h t h e d o o r
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. ashlieluvsjb
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    June 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I had tac-os for breakfast!
    It even made the
    MILK
    taste like tacos!!
    
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18. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Google
    somewhere I can be myself
    Search About 132427 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did You Mean: Witty Profiles?
    
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19. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    They say friends come and go,
    But you were more than a best friend,
    You were my sister...
    
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20. ashlieluvsjb
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    You're really going to pretend you don't know me!? I'll remember that next time you want to hang out with me.
    I AM NOT A LAST RESORT!
    
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