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jstallons
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December 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
over-hear a joke in someone else's conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

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jcpeace
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December 20, 2012 6:10pm UTC

My older brother made me watch a scary movie when I was 11. It totally freaked me out and when he went to bed, I told him I was scared. So my brother looked at me tilted his head and said, "Don't worry. If no boys want you then why would a ghost." I slept well that night.

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jimmy365
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December 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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jimmy365
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December 20, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Restraining yourself from
making inappropriate jokes in a
new friendship because you don’t
know if they’ll laugh or start
running away

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quietkid
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December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Don't worry, Mayans.
If you get it wrong,
it's not the end of the world.

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Hogwartian
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December 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC

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queezle*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 6:51pm UTC

THEY
WERE
IN
KINDERGARTEN

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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December 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Who would kill children?
Who would kill their own mother?
Who would kill HELPLESS children?
Who would kill innocent teachers?
Who would kill young little kids?
A sick man is who.
Can i just know why?
MQ

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xnevershoutsalena
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December 14, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I can't even imagine what that phone call must have been like,
rest easy, my heart goes out to everyone in Newtown Connecticut.

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sammy*
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December 14, 2012 4:27pm UTC

My prayers go out to,
all the 5 and 6 year old babies who were shot & killed today.
the mothers and fathers of those babies.
the kindergarten teacher who was the mother of the man who murdered the kids and herself.
the families of the kindergarteners.
and all the other parents who heard about this tragic event and couldn't stop crying.
this happened all because the 20 year old was mad at his mom.....
so he decided to go and kill 18 innocent kindergartners.
it sickens me that this is what the world has come to
and god let this happen today only 10 days before christmas.
he's letting those families suffer this holiday....why?
my sister is a 5 year old who is in kindergarten and i can't even imagine what
it feels like to never have her come home from school.....
rest in paridise to all the victims.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hogwartian
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October 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC

llll Hufflepuffs: llll
The reason safety scissors were invented.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:27pm UTC

llll Does llll
before
llll Bros llll
-Severus Snape

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Hogwartian
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November 28, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Albus Severus Potter: But Dad, what if I am in Slytherin?
Harry Potter: Son...
Harry Potter: It's Hufflepuff we're really concerned about.

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Hogwartian
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November 28, 2012 6:48pm UTC

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Hogwartian
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November 29, 2012 7:29pm UTC

lllll Albus Dumbledore: lllll
So then I was like,
No, Gandalf.
YOU look like ME!

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:37pm UTC

lllll Pottermore lllll
will be open to all shortly.
Leave us your email address now
and we'll notify you when
regestration has opened.
Me: I did my waiting!
Twelve years of it!
IN AZKABAN!

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Hogwartian
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November 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC

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Hogwartian
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December 2, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Harry Potter:
It's fake because in real life,
a ginger could never have two friends.

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