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bubbles0581
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

God made coke
God made pepsie
god made me
Oh so sexy
God made rivers
God made lakes
god made you
Well we all make mistakes

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sarahbear21097
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:28pm UTC

If people could see me
the way i see myself
-if they could live in my memories-
would anyone love me?
John Green- An Abundance of Katherines
♥
♥
♥
♥

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melonpants13
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Dear 9 year olds with boyfriends,
shouldnt you find yourself,
before you try finding him?

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HunterHayesWife
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Fave if you remember:
Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Show people a song ;
nobody cares... But 3 months later, everyone is singing it because. . .
They heard it on the
radio.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:17am UTC

Funniest thing ever on WittyProfile
(Me talking to this 11 years old chick)
Random girl: Hi ♥
Me: Heey
Random girl: what's up!
Me: not much you?
Random girl: not much getting ready to go over to my boyfriend's house.
Me: Oh niceeeeeeee!!
Random girl: stop flirting with me
WTF? I burst out laughing cause the matter of fact this 11 years old girl doesn't know the definition of a flirt
Too bad this girl was fake

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CassieLane
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:22pm UTC

*Missed a call*
*Calls back*
*No answer*
“What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

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purple_flower
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Computer: You have read and agreed to terms and conditions?
Me: Yes, i read all 83 pages.
nmf rich world problems.com

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babyBrii
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

So I think I finally figured out
what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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PurpleWitty9
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Finishing a presentation at school with
"So, , , , Uh . . . Yeah."
nmf

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:04am UTC

Christmas List
• Niall Horan
• Liam Payne
• Zayn Malik
• Harry Styles
• Louis Tomlinson
Dear Santa, If You Think This Is Too Expensive
No Problem, They Don't Need To Have Clothes.
Tumblr

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