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PinkyRose
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 3:02am UTC

Today I was sitting in class working with my group and the really quiet girl starts talking me
Her: you know every holiday is like a pedo
Me: what?
Her: well Santa watches you when you sleep and he knows when you're awake. He's old and has a beard.
Her: the Easter bunny is basically bribing you with chocolate eggs to like him, he might as well be saying 'get in the sack.'
Her: Halloween is like Easter's cousin. The only day acceptable to take lollies from strangers and basically go into their houses.

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clemintine98
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April 30, 2012 9:39pm UTC

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SittingWaitingWishing
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Haters gonna hate
Potatoes gonna potate
Waiters gonna wait
Alligators gonna alligate
Directioners gonna Directionate. ♥

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worldwidedreams
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 12:24am UTC

That awkward moment when...
You want your crush to text you but Harry Styles doesn't have your number.
NMF

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Wittylove1122
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:04am UTC

Smile and Wave Boys . . .
Smile and Wave :)

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aria_monte
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:09am UTC

In class...
teacher: does anyone have any injuries or illnesses from the holidays?
student1: i hurt me knee from falling off me skateboard
student2: i have a sore throat
student3: i had a headache
me: i have... ONE DIRECTION INFECTION!!!!!
all the boys: *shake their haeds in disgust*
all the girls: * dammit why didnt i think of that*
me: *sit back like a boss*

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ilovecourtneysiow
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:09am UTC

One of the best feelings in the world
is when you're hugging a person you love
really tight and they hug you back
even tighter, <3

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Kittykat9799
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:40am UTC

It's Hard enough to write a good drama, it's even harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a good drama with comedy.
Which Is What Life Really Is.
<3

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sierra11223344
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Me:: *whacks elbow on table*
Me:
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Me: Ow.
nmf

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willywonka21
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Who else see's a really long quote and skips it....? Just me?

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Sara*
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 11:20am UTC

How directioners get out of class:
Teacher: everyone-
Me: else in the room can see it !!
Teacher: What?
Me: Makes you beautiful !!
Teacher: Stop-
Me: The tape and rewind !! And if you walk away I know I'll fade !
Teacher: If-
Me: I'm a louder ! Would you see me !!!
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: Sara, get out-
Me: Get out, get out, get out of my head
Teacher:

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sapphire123
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Dear Students,
We know when your texting in class, seriously, nobody just looks at their crotch and smiles.
Sincerely,
Teachers
nmq/nmf

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BeautifulBrunette
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Do you believe in second chances?

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pInKlOvEr4eVa
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC

So there's this girl in my grade. We don't really talk as we used to but she's really sweet. She's bisexual and gets bullied a lot. She has a hard time at home but she always has a smile on her face. I walked into school today and saw her sitting alone. I walked up to her and gave her a big hug and sat down with her instead of sitting with my usual friends. All of a sudden she said, "Leah, you're a really good friend. My mom got me 2 One Direction tickets for next June, and my stepdad is trying to get backstage passes. The seats are really good I guess. They are in the sencond row." I said "Thats awesome! You're so lucky! Who are you bringing?!". And right then she invited me to go with her because she tolled me I deserved it for making her feel like she had someone who cared about her.
This made my day.♥
True story.

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BeccaBunneh
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:27am UTC

Grandma: "Who's 1D?"
Mom: "OH GOD NO!"
Me: "Well it all started from X Factor 2010 *8 hours later* and then they won a Brit...."
nmf

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SweetLoli
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:25am UTC

Boy: I don't know if you know this but I'm in love with you
Girl: FINNALY!
Boy: oh sorry..wrong number...

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x0mostd0pe
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:02pm UTC

The Perfect Guy Would Have...
Zayn's Eyes
Liam's Lips
Louis' Personality
Niall's Laugh
and
Harry's voice
(;

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niCol22
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 10:19am UTC

That moment when
your best friend says exactlywhat you were thinking

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:53pm UTC

listening to someone you don't like talk and thinking,
"yup, yup, yup, i hate you, yup, yup, yup."

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xSxMxIxLxEx
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 10:16am UTC

'Dammit I'm mad
is
'Dammit I'm mad
----
spelled backwards
Get it? ;)
Mind= BLOWN

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